Nose Candy

Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:L'eau d'Issey pour Homme by Issey Miyake Fragile Violet by EB FloralsCeleste by Giardini di ToscanaDior SauvageVersace ErosJean Paul Gaultier Le MaleComme des Garçons MarseilleLes Belles Fragrances Eau de CologneTonka Cola by ManceraDiurno by Milano FragranzeBasilica by Milano Fragranze

This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life! (Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)Fragrances(?) Discussed:????????Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP????????

BIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon!This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content, and more!!!! www.patreon.com/nosecandy !!!***Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss!

Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss!  Fragrances Discussed:Drakkar Noir by Guy LarocheDelina by Parfums de MarleyComme Des Garçons OriginalAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange M/Mink by ByredoSticky Fingers by Francesca BianchiAkro InkCoven by Andrea MaackGothic I Loree RodkinTempo by DiptyqueAngel by MuglerMa Bête by ErisRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeDelta of venus by ErisJoy by Jean Patou

This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!Want even more of the stylish, smart, and sexy Abdi Taslimi? Run and follow him on insta at @marzipanworld. Abdi is also on the hunt for Akigalawood, a synthetic molecule fractionated from patchouli oil. Know how he could get some? Shoot him a DM!Fragrances Discussed:Drakkar Noir by Guy LarocheLe Labo Rose 31Mardi Gras by Olympic OrchidsWavechild by Room 1015Celeste by Giardini di Toscana 4711 Eau de CologneEau d'HermesDiorama by DiorDiorella by DiorDiorissimo by DiorRochas FemmeFrederic Malle le Parfum de ThereseTerre d'HermesAromatics Elixir by CliniqueL'Autre by DiptyqueTom Ford Oud WoodCherry Punk by Room 1015La Tsarine by Senyoko

Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a perfume named after nothing, this is a blue chip episode with a very high rate of annual return.Fragrances discussed:Accident à la Vanille- Crème de la Berry by JoussetAngel by MuglerGap DreamVictoria Secret Love SpellCeline Black TieLa Danza delle Libellule by Nobile 1942Delina by Parfums de MarlyNarcotic v by NasomattoHalstonChoco Musk by Al-RehabRien by Etat Libre D'OrangeSticky Fingers by Francesca BianchiMardi Gras by Olympic OrchidsTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsJungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, this is one atomic episode you will not want to miss!   Want even more Sean Raspet? Visit patina.earth to learn more about his work in new fragrance molecule design, follow him at @patina.earth and @seanraspet and email him at sean@patina.earth!Fragrances discussed:Ganymede by by Marc-Antoine BarroisChanel #5Aromatics Elixir by CliniqueAngel by MuglerLoverdose by DieselPhilosykos by DiptyqueSantal 33 by Le LaboCarnal Flower by Frederic MalleRose Tonnerre by Frederic Malle

Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her show at Zebulon (August 14th!) and serves cvnt in a purple pussy perfume. Get ready to dress up, bless up, and remember: When in doubt Freakum out!Fragrances discussed:Rien by Etat Libre d'OrangeComme des Garçons by Comme des GarçonsCeline Black TieMancera Tonka ColaAngel Nova by MuglerGorseland by Jorum StudioAkro SmokeFraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde SolianiJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerTropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsNOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.naAttaquer le Soliel by Etat Libre d'OrangeEncre Noire by LaliqueEcrin de Fumee by Serge LutensTom Ford Tobacco VanilleCeline Bois DormantChance by ChanelMademoiselle by ChanelGabrielle by ChanelVioletta di Bosco by Profumi di FirenzePink Bedroom Oil by Marissa ZappasCeleste by Giardini di ToscanaGuerlain Insolence

While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are coming down from a Txakolina-fueled bender, this antibiotic episode is a warm dose of Mylanta for the SIBO soul!Fragrances discussed:Comme des Garçons MarseilleNOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.naFracas by PiguetCeline Black TieTotally White by Parle-Moi de ParfumJ'Adore DiorSerge Lutens Nuit de CellophaneSerge Lutens Ecrin de FuméeSerge Lutens Jeux de PeauSerge Lutens l'OrphelineSerge Lutens Chergui Serge Lutens Ambre SultanComme Des Garçons by Comme Des GarçonsAttaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeAkro InkOui Plus by KyseTheodoros Kalotinis Lemon TartTheodoros Kalotinis Coffee AddictMichael Jordan LegendTheodoros Kalotinis Cherry Powder