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Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 7 (aka Ep 93): The 1st Annual Big Beautiful Bottle Beauty Pageant
Season 4, Ep. 7
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This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for.
Fragrances Discussed:
Oriza Legrand Héliotrope
Oriza Legrand Horizon
MDCI Invasion Barbare
MDCI Blue Satin
L'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al Kassir
Trudon II
Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow
Hilde Soliani Orgasmo
Olympic Orchids Night Flyer
Clue Warm Bulb
Strangers Cachouli
Jorum Studio Pony Body
Jorum Studio Gorseland
Jorum Studio Rose Highland
Jorum Studio Healing Berry
Slumberhouse Baque
Universal Flowering Fig Leaf
Kyse Oui Plus
Kyse Gateau de Carnevale
Dali Laguna
Lolitaland by Lolita Lempika
Nasomatto Blamage
Nina Ricci l’Air du Temps
Filippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tch
Altra Stone Cold Heart
Neandertal Us
Kenzo Flower
Gaultier Classique
YSL Rive Gauche
Angel by Mugler
Costume National Supergloss
Estée Lauder Youth Dew
Aromatics Elixir by Clinique
Paloma Picasso
Comme des Garçons
Ck One
Acne Studios par Frédéric Malle
Obsession by Calvin Klein
The Different Company Osmanthus
Delina by Parfums de Marly
Basilica by Milano Fragranze
Andrea Maack Coven
Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts
Tocade by Rochas
Tocadily by Rochas
Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggen
Pine by Stora Skuggen
Fracas by Piguet
Britney Spears Fantasy
Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée
J’Adore Dior
Corrèges Hypermusc
Bruno Acampora Musc
Jovoy Psychedelique
Dries van Noten Fleur du Mal
Demeter Snow
Drakkar Noir
Zoologist Rabbit
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