Not Quite Dead


In for a Penny

Season 1, Ep. 9

Alfie faces the reality of his current situation, and discusses the other vampires in York. 

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Show-wide Content Warnings

This show is a work of horror fiction frequently places characters in situations which jeopardise their psychological and physical health. In addition, listeners should be aware that this show contains the following throughout:

- profanity

- references to sex

- frequent violence

- traumatic injury

- death, including violent death

- references to medical procedures

- hospital settings

Episode Eight, Content Warnings

- discussion of violent deaths

- scenes of a sexual nature

- heavy descriptions of blood and blood drinking

- threats of violence

- references to murder

Not Quite Dead is written, performed, and edited by Eira Major, under a Creative Commons 4.0 Attribution License. Live, laugh, bite.

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