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11. Episode #011 - The Doorbell that plays La Cucaracha
28:07||Season 1, Ep. 11It's another episode of unprompted musings from Tex and Wil's smart speaker!This week, the search for Uncle Horton intensifies, Joseph desperately hopes for an update on Tom the Mattress Man's condition and we learn about the market for novelty napkin rings.Also, warning: there must have been something in the water the day we recorded this, judging by the number of lines that are unnecessarily sung through-out
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10. Episode #010 - The Gorgonzola Principles
27:46||Season 1, Ep. 10We're back with more smart speaker nonsense!Feel like you're floating through life with no meaning? It's time for the overhaul you need with a set of new rules to live by. Tom's getting into altercations and trigger warning: this episode comes with great peril for one character9. Episode #009 - Delia's Plum Puddings
30:41||Season 1, Ep. 9MISSING: one document wallet full of official homeware secrets. Please return to Tom the Mattress Man if found. Reward: one taffeta bed runnerThis week Joseph, Tex and Wil learn more about the ongoing court case, Bridget's hunt for Uncle Horton continues and Delia's been busy baking8. Episode #008 - Repugnantly Recognisable
20:23||Season 1, Ep. 8Tex and Wil are back with more clips from their haunted smart speaker! Joseph's getting ever more frustrated as one foodstuff takes over the show - and there's developments as threads start to be connected.Reckon you could sprint in corduroy plimsoles?7. Episode #007 - My Second Least Favourite Biscuit
20:31||Season 1, Ep. 7There's light reading (bedtime reading?) from Bed Linens Weekly to get to and some surprising new lines are drawn between characters on the Mattress Universe family tree6. Episode #006 - A Spray of Sandwiches
17:23||Season 1, Ep. 6It's a solemn start, as we're invited to the funeral of a recently departed friend. We also meet Gibson, mattress seller extraordinaire, and the oat powder's starting to pile up everywhere (bit of a nuisance, actually)5. Episode #005 - It's a Ruthless World, Mattress Retailery
19:58||Season 1, Ep. 5There's a shock plot twist in the mattress universe, as the war of the competing retailers "hots up". Plus poisoned fig rolls and a death - but are the two connected?