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24. Episode #024 - Everything's Coming Up Metcalfe
30:42||Season 1, Ep. 24Buongiorno! Tex is going through a break-up, PC Parsons is a man on a mission and there's strange things being thrown in rivers. We want you... to tell us your favourite clips from the past year of episodes as we celebrate with a silver jubilee special for #025. Get in touch http://instagram.com/myhauntedspeaker
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23. Episode #023 - An Unreasonable Quantity of Raisins
32:35||Season 1, Ep. 23Settle in for a dramatic episode in the Mattress Universe™! There's potential corporate espionage underway, some misdelivered holiday chocolates and Tom's bursting into rooms when you least expect it, as Tex, Wil and Joseph present more clips from the haunted smart speaker.22. Episode #022 - Cecil the Chocolate Baboon Cake
33:48||Season 1, Ep. 22Haunted happenings! A bumper number of new unprompted smart speaker clips this episode as we're formally introduced to Aunt Patricia, Sympathy Sinitta celebrates her birthday and there's ESPIONAGE involving secret documents and wide brimmed hats.Warning: the smart speaker uses some fruity language21. Episode #021 - The Beastly Birds of Clapham Common
34:55||Season 1, Ep. 21More unprompted smart speaker clips? You betcha!This week there's a BLAZING ROW between two characters, an INVASION of winged creatures and we finally find out who Bed Linens Weekly readers are LUSTING after. No surprises really.Take cover!20. Episode #020 - Howdy, The Figure Says
30:59||Season 1, Ep. 20We're back for more clips and nonsense! If you're baffled by your smart speaker's voice recently changing, rest assured Tex and Wil's is even weirder.We all know that every good soap opera has its own conveniently placed café - and the Mattress Universe finally gains its own. And does anyone know where we can find a copy of Dr Doolittle on DVD?19. Episode #019 - A Mattress New Year
35:21||Season 1, Ep. 19Happy New Year! As we take down our taffeta decorations and look to the year ahead, we learn more about the beginning of Horton's business empire and discover a whole Selby broadcasting district we never knew existed.18. Episode #018 - Uncle Horton's Christmas Message
31:17||Season 1, Ep. 18Merry Yuletide! Happy Holidays! Festive Greetings! It's the Christmas special, which means Tex, Wil and Joseph have donned their cracker hats and sifted through the archive to bring you a bumper mix of all the times the smart speaker has uttered anything vaguely festive. Thanks for listening this year and embracing us, means a lot x