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My Smart Speaker is Haunted!

Episode #020 - Howdy, The Figure Says

Season 1, Ep. 20

We're back for more clips and nonsense! If you're baffled by your smart speaker's voice recently changing, rest assured Tex and Wil's is even weirder.


We all know that every good soap opera has its own conveniently placed café - and the Mattress Universe finally gains its own. And does anyone know where we can find a copy of Dr Doolittle on DVD?

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