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What’s The Most Disgusting Thing Your Partner Does?
Conor needs some space, Jo has a serious screen-time problem… and apparently some of your partners are absolutely disgusting. 🤢
This week, Conor and Jo reveal why life in their increasingly cramped apartment is pushing them towards Unhappily Murrayed, while the countdown to finally moving into their new house continues.
Then things take a turn as they discover some of the most disgusting things people have caught their partners doing — from booger walls to fingernails being saved for later. You have been warned.
The September Reset also hits its first major obstacle when Jo checks her screen time and discovers just how many hours of her week disappeared into social media.
And in the Murray Mailbag: Jo reveals the drastic measures she once took after locking herself out of her student house, a listener wonders whether she should fly to Sicily for a holiday romance, and Conor and Jo tackle lazy partners, bad relationships and whether you should listen when everyone in your life tells you someone is wrong for you.
New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍
Chapters
00:00 Coming Up
00:49 Conor & Jo Need Some Space
03:13 Alfie’s Wholesome Weekend
05:57 House Update: Are They Ever Moving In?
08:26 The Most Disgusting Things Your Partners Do 🤢
11:19 September Reset: Jo Has a Problem
13:48 How Much Time Is Jo REALLY Spending on Social Media?
16:03 Conor Takes Up Boxing
18:24 Murray Mailbag: You Knew It Was a Bad Idea…
21:09 Should She Fly to Sicily for a Holiday Romance?
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We Went To Marbella Without Alfie… Was It Worth It?
31:30|Conor and Jo are back from Marbella — although apparently not everything made it off the plane with them. 👀This week, they settle a very important relationship question: if one person is carrying the passports, does that automatically make them Airport Dad and responsible for everyone’s luggage too?Conor also reports back from his first pro-am, the house finally starts looking like an actual home, and plans for hosting Christmas immediately descend into negotiations over gate codes and turkey sandwiches.Then Murray v Cooper returns. Jo takes on sport, Conor enters the world of fashion and pop culture, and one Sydney Sweeney question causes considerably more trouble than expected.There’s also another September Reset check-in before the Murray Mailbag asks: when did you realise you were completely comfortable in your relationship — and can couples ever become too comfortable?Farting etiquette, bathroom boundaries, shaved legs and several things Jo would simply rather never know about.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters00:00 Conor Takes On His First Pro-Am03:31 Marbella & The Airport Dad Argument07:24 Jo Is Giving Up Drink… Apparently09:00 House Update: Halloween, Christmas & Moving In12:06 Who’s Hosting Christmas?17:22 Murray v Cooper: Sport vs Fashion22:30 September Reset: Are They Actually Improving?24:07 Murray Mailbag: When Do Couples Get Comfortable?27:18 Conor’s Full-Body Grooming Revelation29:00 Recommendations & Outro
We Gave Our Lives A Score Out Of 10... | September Life Audit
40:24|September feels like a fresh start — so Conor and Jo are giving their lives a full audit.This week, they score themselves across four areas: Body, Mind, Home Life and Soul — and work out what actually needs to change.Things get slightly uncomfortable when they compare their phone screen time and discover Jo spent an average of 7 hours and 6 minutes a day on her phone the previous week, including nearly 14 hours on TikTok. 😳 Is it officially intervention time?They also get honest about how becoming parents has affected their relationship, why date nights and cooking together have disappeared, getting stronger and healthier, being more present around Alfie and the changes they want to make throughout September.Plus, Conor plans a mystery trip for Jo, there's an update from the house build, Jo wonders whether The Weeknd was harvesting her energy, and Conor reveals the one date he apparently cannot remember. 🎃Join in with the Happily Murrayed September Reset and let us know what you're changing this month.New episodes every week. 🤍00:00 Coming Up01:12 Alfie Pulls a Sickie & Conor Plans a Mystery Trip04:27 Did The Weeknd Harvest Jo’s Energy?07:24 Are Kids Just… Annoying?09:47 Conor Takes On the Limerick Hurlers12:39 House Build Update & Conor’s Halloween Problem16:23 The September Life Audit21:25 MIND: Books, Phones & Jo’s Screen Time Confession29:00 HOME LIFE: Has Parenting Changed Their Relationship?31:06 SOUL & The September Reset Challenge
What Does Your Partner Do That Drives You Mad?
33:32|This week, Conor reports back from Ibiza, including party naps, questionable dancing and casually finding himself beside Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Meanwhile, Jo heads to London, does some serious damage at Bicester Village and finally lands a Topshop job years after repeatedly being turned down by them.We also launch Murray v Cooper — our new quiz designed to find out whether either of them can actually back up the things they confidently talk about every week. First up: Conor on pensions and Jo on the Rules of the Road. 🚗Then it's over to the Murray Mailbag: "I love my partner, but I'll never understand why they..."Dishwashers. Chewing. Whistling. Being late. Toilet habits. Leaving doors open. Clothing tags. And yes, several immediate calls for divorce.Let us know the completely irrational thing your partner does that drives you mad.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍ChaptersBased on the pre-edit transcript, so these may need a small adjustment against the final export.00:00 Coming Up 00:45 Conor Survives Ibiza 02:05 Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 03:11 Three Nights of Ibiza Clubs 04:18 Conor's WHOOP Exposes His Dancing 04:56 Jo's London Weekend 05:19 Four Hours at Bicester Village 06:04 The Shared Celine Fleece 07:48 Jo Negotiates a YSL Discount 09:33 Alfie & The Terrible Twos 10:43 How Many Calories Are in Champagne?! 11:56 Alfie Falls Out of Bed 13:36 Jo's Topshop Full-Circle Moment 14:40 Murray v Cooper Begins 15:14 Conor's Pension Quiz 16:39 Jo's Rules of the Road Quiz 19:22 Murray Mailbag: Things Our Partners Do That Drive Us Mad 20:18 The Dishwasher Wars 21:05 Jo's Packing Chaos 22:43 Chewing, Whistling & Jo's Pet Hates 26:28 Being Late: Conor vs Jo 27:26 Why Can't Men Plan Dates? 28:22 The Toilet Complaints 😂 29:13 Conor Irons Bedsheets for Guests 30:42 Taps, Clothing Tags & The New House Rules 31:15 Ronaldo, Georgina & Marriage Agreements 32:14 Jo's New Engagement Ring 32:48 Outro
Should Couples Have Their Own Money?
35:28|A missing diamond, secret runaway funds and one question that seriously divided the Murray household: should couples have their own money?This week, Jo reveals the panic of realising the diamond had disappeared from her ring mid-flight to Mallorca — and the small matter of whether Conor had actually insured it. 👀Then it's over to the Murray Mailbag, where things get surprisingly heated. Should married couples combine everything? Should you always have money that's completely your own? If one partner earns more, should they have more spending money? And is keeping an emergency "runaway fund" just sensible?Plus, your answers to the most ridiculous thing your partner has ever spent money on — featuring unused golf memberships, Star Wars helmets, pedigree sheep, €100 worth of coffee beans for someone without a coffee machine… and a €7,000 watch.Elsewhere, Conor prepares for Ibiza with the best of intentions, Jo survives the Dublin Horse Show, and we discover an entirely new world of tiny horses.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Send your questions to HappilyMurrayedPod@gmail.com🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 📲 Follow Happily Murrayed for new episodes every week.Chapters00:00 Coming Up01:50 Conor Prepares For Ibiza03:16 "Best Intentions Murray"04:39 Jo & Conor At The Dublin Horse Show08:48 Jo's Bali Horse-Riding Controversy09:45 The Sexist Car Park Pillar Strikes Again10:40 Jo Takes Someone's Wing Mirror Off12:39 Jo's Previous Car Crash Story14:53 Jo Loses Her Diamond On The Flight18:34 Murray Mailbag: Should Couples Have Their Own Money?21:06 If One Partner Earns More, Should They Get More?22:19 Jo Doesn't Believe In Pensions 😂24:41 Should Every Woman Have A Runaway Fund?26:10 Joint Accounts vs Separate Money28:45 What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Your Partner Has Bought?30:58 Your Partners' Wildest Purchases33:49 So... Should Couples Have Separate Money?34:27 Recommendations & Outro
Family Holidays, Conor's Role Plays and Backing Up Your Partner...
24:22|Family Holidays, Compliment-Fishing and Backing Up Your Partner... | Happily MurrayedConor and Jo are back from their family holiday, with all sorts of stories that show just how much parenthood can change things.Plus, Joanna learns mid-show about an unpaid gig Conor has booked her in for, while this week's Murray Mailbag raises all sorts of questions around backing up your partner in public...Send your questions to HappilyMurrayedPod@gmail.comNew episodes every Thursday.🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 📲 Follow Happily Murrayed for new episodes every week.Chapters00:00 Intro01:43 Family Holiday Memories06:10 Conor's Surprise for Joanna09:02 Mallorca Review12:43 ROKA Restaurant14:47 Family Holiday Anxiety17:08 The Murray Mailbag23:25 Recommendations
"WE'RE BOTH ASS MEN"...😂 | AMA Special
36:27|You asked. We answered. And things got personal very quickly.👀In this special AMA episode, Conor and Jo take on your questions about marriage, parenting, rugby, weddings, their house build and everything in between.They reveal what they fancy most about each other, the habits that drive them mad, how they chose Alfie’s name, what life as a rugby couple was really like, Conor’s worst injury and whether kids belong at weddings.There are also wedding regrets, house-build arguments, sleep struggles, baby names, jealousy, relationship advice and some answers they probably should have kept to themselves.Send your questions to HappilyMurrayedPod@gmail.comNew episodes every Thursday.🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 📲 Follow Happily Murrayed for new episodes every week.
You May As Well Call Me Mommy, Holiday Packing & Are Work Wives OK? | Happily Murrayed
27:37|You may as well call me Mommy... 😅This week, Jo reveals just how much planning goes into a family holiday after Conor admits he barely knows where they're even staying in Majorca. Is this what marriage looks like... or is Jo basically his mother at this point?Elsewhere, the pair tackle one of your biggest relationship dilemmas yet: is it ever OK to have a work wife or work husband? The Murray Mailbag is split.Plus, holiday excitement, toddler travel, coconut margaritas, packing stress, recommendations and plenty of laughs along the way.👇 Let us know in the comments... Are work wives and work husbands harmless... or crossing a line?🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 📲 Follow Happily Murrayed for new episodes every week.00:00 Intro01:29 Life Update: Jo's Girls Trip & Conor's Solo Parenting02:25 Jo's Mykonos Stories05:18 Conor's All-Ireland Final Weekend08:55 Mallorca Family Holiday Plans11:16 Holiday Packing: Jo vs Conor14:50 Shrek, Margaritas & Airport Encounters17:02 Murray Mailbag: Are Work Wives & Work Husbands OK?23:43 Listener DMs25:25 Recommendation Of The Week27:18 See You Next Week
Should You Tell Your Partner Everything Your Friends Tell You?
32:44|Should you tell your partner everything your friends tell you... or are some secrets meant to stay between friends?This week's Murray Mailbag completely split opinion.Jo and Conor debate whether couples should tell each other everything, where the line is between gossip and confidence, and read some of the wildest stories you've ever sent us.Elsewhere, we enjoy two rare date nights, accidentally turn up to the wrong night of Dermot Kennedy, discover one of Ireland's best restaurants, and Jo somehow ends up with paprika in her eyes.Plus, another house update, relationship quizzes, and your recommendations.Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and Facebook @HappilyMurrayedGet in touch: happilymurrayedpod@gmail.com0:00 – Coming up0:38 – Car trouble & an "electrical fault"3:55 – Two date nights in one week4:06 – Our stay at Omos / incredible food8:20 – Dermot Kennedy... on the wrong night10:17 – Toddler tantrums & parenting updates12:17 – Conor's perfect sports day15:04 – Couple quiz: annoying habits17:08 – Murray Mailbag: Should you tell your partner everything your friends tell you?23:58 – More unbelievable cheating stories28:18 – Listener recommendations29:35 – Jo's favourite snack30:31 – The paprika disaster 😂32:10 – Outro