Happily Murrayed

They did the sleep training. Alfie has decided both parents need to be in bed beside him—and leaving requires permission. Luckily, Conor’s found a loophole.This week, Alfie heads to crèche wearing a gold chain, Jo considers going for a walk without her phone, and Conor discovers that being consulted on the house doesn’t necessarily mean getting a say.There’s also Jo’s unusual party trick, singing under pressure on the Ireland team bus, another disputed Murray vs Cooper quiz and your properly spooky stories.Does your toddler run bedtime too? Tell us your best escape excuse in the comments.Subscribe for more Happily Murrayed with Conor Murray and Joanna Cooper.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍00:00 Coming up00:40 Jo’s accidental hand-holding02:25 Alfie’s gold chain and bedtime rules04:55 Conor’s bedtime escape05:30 Jo’s phone-free walking ambitions07:50 The house: does Conor get a say?10:20 The engagement ring story11:50 Party tricks and Ireland team singalongs14:20 Murray vs Cooper20:30 Your spooky stories

Three days eating their way around San Sebastián… then straight home to house-move chaos. Conor and Jo are back with their top three food spots, €2 beers and a long list of decisions they’d rather leave until later. The “retiree group” reunited with the Sextons, O’Mahonys and Healys for pintxos, cocktails and sea-urchin soup that wasn’t exactly Jo’s first choice with a hangover. Conor worried about Alfie from another country, while Jo insists a story is hilarious even as Conor questions whether it’s worth telling. Back home, Jo is ready to move in with or without windows, Conor has vetoed a piece of furniture, and even buying dishwasher tablets has become a debate. Plus, a sandwich comes with unwanted supervision, and the Murray v Cooper quiz takes a deeply unfair turn with a ten-point bonus question. Been to San Sebastián? Tell us which food spots we missed in the comments. And keep sending your spooky stories to the Murray Mailbag on Instagram for October. Subscribe for more Happily Murrayed with Conor Murray and Joanna Cooper. New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍

Conor’s golf swing has upset the internet, and someone spotted Jo shopping and went home to send her a paragraph about her shoulder pads, her ego and her “Nike eyebrows”. Jo has a few thoughts.Meanwhile, Jo is convinced their apartment is haunted, Alfie gets his first haircut, and the September reset is going so well that the producers have staged an intervention.In the Murray Mailbag: the biggest lies you’ve told to get out of something. From faking an injury to getting caught on Sky Sports, some of you have taken your excuses considerably too far.Plus, can Conor finally knock Jo off her quiz throne?Got a story for the Murray Mailbag? Send us a DM on Instagram, and subscribe for more Happily Murrayed with Conor Murray and Joanna Cooper.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters00:00 Two wines still counts as being off it, right?01:42 The Irish Open — and Jo’s had enough of golf05:38 Is our apartment haunted?08:12 Jo’s reality TV obsession10:40 Conor’s golf swing and Jo’s unwanted DM16:05 Alfie’s first haircut17:22 September reset: we’re being called out22:06 Can Conor finally win the quiz?26:57 Murray Mailbag: lies to get out of things32:26 The music that lifts your mood

Conor and Jo are back from Marbella — although apparently not everything made it off the plane with them. 👀This week, they settle a very important relationship question: if one person is carrying the passports, does that automatically make them Airport Dad and responsible for everyone’s luggage too?Conor also reports back from his first pro-am, the house finally starts looking like an actual home, and plans for hosting Christmas immediately descend into negotiations over gate codes and turkey sandwiches.Then Murray v Cooper returns. Jo takes on sport, Conor enters the world of fashion and pop culture, and one Sydney Sweeney question causes considerably more trouble than expected.There’s also another September Reset check-in before the Murray Mailbag asks: when did you realise you were completely comfortable in your relationship — and can couples ever become too comfortable?Farting etiquette, bathroom boundaries, shaved legs and several things Jo would simply rather never know about.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters00:00 Conor Takes On His First Pro-Am03:31 Marbella & The Airport Dad Argument07:24 Jo Is Giving Up Drink… Apparently09:00 House Update: Halloween, Christmas & Moving In12:06 Who’s Hosting Christmas?17:22 Murray v Cooper: Sport vs Fashion22:30 September Reset: Are They Actually Improving?24:07 Murray Mailbag: When Do Couples Get Comfortable?27:18 Conor’s Full-Body Grooming Revelation29:00 Recommendations & Outro

Conor needs some space, Jo has a serious screen-time problem… and apparently some of your partners are absolutely disgusting. 🤢This week, Conor and Jo reveal why life in their increasingly cramped apartment is pushing them towards Unhappily Murrayed, while the countdown to finally moving into their new house continues.Then things take a turn as they discover some of the most disgusting things people have caught their partners doing — from booger walls to fingernails being saved for later. You have been warned.The September Reset also hits its first major obstacle when Jo checks her screen time and discovers just how many hours of her week disappeared into social media.And in the Murray Mailbag: Jo reveals the drastic measures she once took after locking herself out of her student house, a listener wonders whether she should fly to Sicily for a holiday romance, and Conor and Jo tackle lazy partners, bad relationships and whether you should listen when everyone in your life tells you someone is wrong for you.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters 00:00 Coming Up 00:49 Conor & Jo Need Some Space 03:13 Alfie’s Wholesome Weekend 05:57 House Update: Are They Ever Moving In? 08:26 The Most Disgusting Things Your Partners Do 🤢 11:19 September Reset: Jo Has a Problem 13:48 How Much Time Is Jo REALLY Spending on Social Media? 16:03 Conor Takes Up Boxing 18:24 Murray Mailbag: You Knew It Was a Bad Idea… 21:09 Should She Fly to Sicily for a Holiday Romance?

September feels like a fresh start — so Conor and Jo are giving their lives a full audit.This week, they score themselves across four areas: Body, Mind, Home Life and Soul — and work out what actually needs to change.Things get slightly uncomfortable when they compare their phone screen time and discover Jo spent an average of 7 hours and 6 minutes a day on her phone the previous week, including nearly 14 hours on TikTok. 😳 Is it officially intervention time?They also get honest about how becoming parents has affected their relationship, why date nights and cooking together have disappeared, getting stronger and healthier, being more present around Alfie and the changes they want to make throughout September.Plus, Conor plans a mystery trip for Jo, there's an update from the house build, Jo wonders whether The Weeknd was harvesting her energy, and Conor reveals the one date he apparently cannot remember. 🎃Join in with the Happily Murrayed September Reset and let us know what you're changing this month.New episodes every week. 🤍00:00 Coming Up01:12 Alfie Pulls a Sickie & Conor Plans a Mystery Trip04:27 Did The Weeknd Harvest Jo’s Energy?07:24 Are Kids Just… Annoying?09:47 Conor Takes On the Limerick Hurlers12:39 House Build Update & Conor’s Halloween Problem16:23 The September Life Audit21:25 MIND: Books, Phones & Jo’s Screen Time Confession29:00 HOME LIFE: Has Parenting Changed Their Relationship?31:06 SOUL & The September Reset Challenge

This week, Conor reports back from Ibiza, including party naps, questionable dancing and casually finding himself beside Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Meanwhile, Jo heads to London, does some serious damage at Bicester Village and finally lands a Topshop job years after repeatedly being turned down by them.We also launch Murray v Cooper — our new quiz designed to find out whether either of them can actually back up the things they confidently talk about every week. First up: Conor on pensions and Jo on the Rules of the Road. 🚗Then it's over to the Murray Mailbag: "I love my partner, but I'll never understand why they..."Dishwashers. Chewing. Whistling. Being late. Toilet habits. Leaving doors open. Clothing tags. And yes, several immediate calls for divorce.Let us know the completely irrational thing your partner does that drives you mad.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍ChaptersBased on the pre-edit transcript, so these may need a small adjustment against the final export.00:00 Coming Up 00:45 Conor Survives Ibiza 02:05 Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 03:11 Three Nights of Ibiza Clubs 04:18 Conor's WHOOP Exposes His Dancing 04:56 Jo's London Weekend 05:19 Four Hours at Bicester Village 06:04 The Shared Celine Fleece 07:48 Jo Negotiates a YSL Discount 09:33 Alfie & The Terrible Twos 10:43 How Many Calories Are in Champagne?! 11:56 Alfie Falls Out of Bed 13:36 Jo's Topshop Full-Circle Moment 14:40 Murray v Cooper Begins 15:14 Conor's Pension Quiz 16:39 Jo's Rules of the Road Quiz 19:22 Murray Mailbag: Things Our Partners Do That Drive Us Mad 20:18 The Dishwasher Wars 21:05 Jo's Packing Chaos 22:43 Chewing, Whistling & Jo's Pet Hates 26:28 Being Late: Conor vs Jo 27:26 Why Can't Men Plan Dates? 28:22 The Toilet Complaints 😂 29:13 Conor Irons Bedsheets for Guests 30:42 Taps, Clothing Tags & The New House Rules 31:15 Ronaldo, Georgina & Marriage Agreements 32:14 Jo's New Engagement Ring 32:48 Outro

A missing diamond, secret runaway funds and one question that seriously divided the Murray household: should couples have their own money?This week, Jo reveals the panic of realising the diamond had disappeared from her ring mid-flight to Mallorca — and the small matter of whether Conor had actually insured it. 👀Then it's over to the Murray Mailbag, where things get surprisingly heated. Should married couples combine everything? Should you always have money that's completely your own? If one partner earns more, should they have more spending money? And is keeping an emergency "runaway fund" just sensible?Plus, your answers to the most ridiculous thing your partner has ever spent money on — featuring unused golf memberships, Star Wars helmets, pedigree sheep, €100 worth of coffee beans for someone without a coffee machine… and a €7,000 watch.Elsewhere, Conor prepares for Ibiza with the best of intentions, Jo survives the Dublin Horse Show, and we discover an entirely new world of tiny horses.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Send your questions to HappilyMurrayedPod@gmail.com🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 📲 Follow Happily Murrayed for new episodes every week.Chapters00:00 Coming Up01:50 Conor Prepares For Ibiza03:16 "Best Intentions Murray"04:39 Jo & Conor At The Dublin Horse Show08:48 Jo's Bali Horse-Riding Controversy09:45 The Sexist Car Park Pillar Strikes Again10:40 Jo Takes Someone's Wing Mirror Off12:39 Jo's Previous Car Crash Story14:53 Jo Loses Her Diamond On The Flight18:34 Murray Mailbag: Should Couples Have Their Own Money?21:06 If One Partner Earns More, Should They Get More?22:19 Jo Doesn't Believe In Pensions 😂24:41 Should Every Woman Have A Runaway Fund?26:10 Joint Accounts vs Separate Money28:45 What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Your Partner Has Bought?30:58 Your Partners' Wildest Purchases33:49 So... Should Couples Have Separate Money?34:27 Recommendations & Outro