Happily Murrayed

Conor’s made his will. Jo reckons hers is easy: Conor can have the lot, and he’ll look after Alfie. Then Conor suggests he might remarry in a year. Suddenly, Jo would like to make a few amendments.A clip of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard raises another question: if your partner told the waitress she had gorgeous eyes, would you hear a compliment or be offering her your seat?Jo tries to buy a quiz point with margaritas, and the Murray Mailbag takes on child-free weddings, a mother-in-law who lives next door and a fella whose international dial tone keeps giving him away.Chapters00:00 Coming up00:35 When Jo’s mum got “the nun” to ring02:51 The Derry move and Jo’s moon water05:42 Conor’s will and his imaginary second wife08:41 Is complimenting the waitress flirting?12:29 Murray vs Cooper: Have you been paying attention?19:52 Murray Mailbag: Baby names and child-free weddings24:10 Should your mother-in-law text before popping in?27:12 Revenge, missing car keys and an international dial tone34:21 One last spooky story: How did her three-year-old know?New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍

Jo’s planned Christmas dinner, the cocktails and a family sleepover. There’s just one problem: Conor hasn’t agreed to the sleepover. They haven’t moved into the house yet, and the Christmas negotiations are already getting heated.Elsewhere, an empty sauna raises some serious questions about personal space, Conor’s signed book turns up on Vinted, and Jo lays down another rule for their new bathroom.Murray vs Cooper delivers a planetary misunderstanding and a memorable “as the crow flies” tiebreaker. Plus, your spooky stories include an unsettling Ring doorbell recording and a babysitter nobody hired.Christmas guests staying overnight: the more the merrier, or time to call a taxi? Tell us whose side you’re on.00:00 Coming up00:28 Who made us late?02:16 Conor’s sober October—and the bottom two abs03:43 House delays and Christmas dinner plans08:00 The Christmas sleepover disagreement10:18 Sauna etiquette and personal space14:28 Murray vs Cooper20:16 No peeing in the new shower21:19 Murray Mailbag: Vinted bargains and spooky stories32:28 This week’s recommendations

They did the sleep training. Alfie has decided both parents need to be in bed beside him—and leaving requires permission. Luckily, Conor’s found a loophole.This week, Alfie heads to crèche wearing a gold chain, Jo considers going for a walk without her phone, and Conor discovers that being consulted on the house doesn’t necessarily mean getting a say.There’s also Jo’s unusual party trick, singing under pressure on the Ireland team bus, another disputed Murray vs Cooper quiz and your properly spooky stories.Does your toddler run bedtime too? Tell us your best escape excuse in the comments.Subscribe for more Happily Murrayed with Conor Murray and Joanna Cooper.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍00:00 Coming up00:40 Jo’s accidental hand-holding02:25 Alfie’s gold chain and bedtime rules04:55 Conor’s bedtime escape05:30 Jo’s phone-free walking ambitions07:50 The house: does Conor get a say?10:20 The engagement ring story11:50 Party tricks and Ireland team singalongs14:20 Murray vs Cooper20:30 Your spooky stories

Three days eating their way around San Sebastián… then straight home to house-move chaos. Conor and Jo are back with their top three food spots, €2 beers and a long list of decisions they’d rather leave until later. The “retiree group” reunited with the Sextons, O’Mahonys and Healys for pintxos, cocktails and sea-urchin soup that wasn’t exactly Jo’s first choice with a hangover. Conor worried about Alfie from another country, while Jo insists a story is hilarious even as Conor questions whether it’s worth telling. Back home, Jo is ready to move in with or without windows, Conor has vetoed a piece of furniture, and even buying dishwasher tablets has become a debate. Plus, a sandwich comes with unwanted supervision, and the Murray v Cooper quiz takes a deeply unfair turn with a ten-point bonus question. Been to San Sebastián? Tell us which food spots we missed in the comments. And keep sending your spooky stories to the Murray Mailbag on Instagram for October. Subscribe for more Happily Murrayed with Conor Murray and Joanna Cooper. New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍

The official Garda TikTok account saved one of Jo’s videos. An accidental tap… or is she on a watch list? Jo has questions, and Conor isn’t helping.Meanwhile, a laundry dispute divides the room: Conor does the washing, Jo rewashes it, and neither is backing down. There are ghostly goings-on in the apartment, Conor’s childhood banshee checks and a listener story that gives everyone chills.The countdown to Derry is on, the September reset has unravelled, and Jo is refusing her golf forfeit. She also opens up about her mum’s dementia, her own fears and finding a balance between looking after yourself and enjoying life.Plus, the quiz rivalry continues and the Murray Mailbag asks: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever forgotten? Conor remembers hiding from Joe Schmidt, while the Murrays explain why they kept calling newborn Alfie “Archie”.Whose side are you on in the laundry argument? Tell us in the comments, and send your stories to the Murray Mailbag on Instagram. We’re especially keen on spooky ones for October…Subscribe for more Happily Murrayed with Conor Murray and Joanna Cooper.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters00:00 Morning arguments and fart pants01:11 The suitcase verdict — and the laundry dispute07:05 Ghosts, banshees and your spooky stories14:10 Moving to Derry, ready or not18:12 September reset: health, family and finding a balance21:58 Jo’s phone detox — and the Garda TikTok surprise24:07 The golf forfeit Jo refuses to do25:16 Murray v Cooper: quiz time28:32 Murray Mailbag: the worst thing you’ve forgotten32:04 October prizes and the gold-or-silver test

Conor’s golf swing has upset the internet, and someone spotted Jo shopping and went home to send her a paragraph about her shoulder pads, her ego and her “Nike eyebrows”. Jo has a few thoughts.Meanwhile, Jo is convinced their apartment is haunted, Alfie gets his first haircut, and the September reset is going so well that the producers have staged an intervention.In the Murray Mailbag: the biggest lies you’ve told to get out of something. From faking an injury to getting caught on Sky Sports, some of you have taken your excuses considerably too far.Plus, can Conor finally knock Jo off her quiz throne?Got a story for the Murray Mailbag? Send us a DM on Instagram, and subscribe for more Happily Murrayed with Conor Murray and Joanna Cooper.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters00:00 Two wines still counts as being off it, right?01:42 The Irish Open — and Jo’s had enough of golf05:38 Is our apartment haunted?08:12 Jo’s reality TV obsession10:40 Conor’s golf swing and Jo’s unwanted DM16:05 Alfie’s first haircut17:22 September reset: we’re being called out22:06 Can Conor finally win the quiz?26:57 Murray Mailbag: lies to get out of things32:26 The music that lifts your mood

Conor and Jo are back from Marbella — although apparently not everything made it off the plane with them. 👀This week, they settle a very important relationship question: if one person is carrying the passports, does that automatically make them Airport Dad and responsible for everyone’s luggage too?Conor also reports back from his first pro-am, the house finally starts looking like an actual home, and plans for hosting Christmas immediately descend into negotiations over gate codes and turkey sandwiches.Then Murray v Cooper returns. Jo takes on sport, Conor enters the world of fashion and pop culture, and one Sydney Sweeney question causes considerably more trouble than expected.There’s also another September Reset check-in before the Murray Mailbag asks: when did you realise you were completely comfortable in your relationship — and can couples ever become too comfortable?Farting etiquette, bathroom boundaries, shaved legs and several things Jo would simply rather never know about.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters00:00 Conor Takes On His First Pro-Am03:31 Marbella & The Airport Dad Argument07:24 Jo Is Giving Up Drink… Apparently09:00 House Update: Halloween, Christmas & Moving In12:06 Who’s Hosting Christmas?17:22 Murray v Cooper: Sport vs Fashion22:30 September Reset: Are They Actually Improving?24:07 Murray Mailbag: When Do Couples Get Comfortable?27:18 Conor’s Full-Body Grooming Revelation29:00 Recommendations & Outro

Conor needs some space, Jo has a serious screen-time problem… and apparently some of your partners are absolutely disgusting. 🤢This week, Conor and Jo reveal why life in their increasingly cramped apartment is pushing them towards Unhappily Murrayed, while the countdown to finally moving into their new house continues.Then things take a turn as they discover some of the most disgusting things people have caught their partners doing — from booger walls to fingernails being saved for later. You have been warned.The September Reset also hits its first major obstacle when Jo checks her screen time and discovers just how many hours of her week disappeared into social media.And in the Murray Mailbag: Jo reveals the drastic measures she once took after locking herself out of her student house, a listener wonders whether she should fly to Sicily for a holiday romance, and Conor and Jo tackle lazy partners, bad relationships and whether you should listen when everyone in your life tells you someone is wrong for you.New episodes of Happily Murrayed every week. 🤍Chapters 00:00 Coming Up 00:49 Conor & Jo Need Some Space 03:13 Alfie’s Wholesome Weekend 05:57 House Update: Are They Ever Moving In? 08:26 The Most Disgusting Things Your Partners Do 🤢 11:19 September Reset: Jo Has a Problem 13:48 How Much Time Is Jo REALLY Spending on Social Media? 16:03 Conor Takes Up Boxing 18:24 Murray Mailbag: You Knew It Was a Bad Idea… 21:09 Should She Fly to Sicily for a Holiday Romance?