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Season 2, Ep. 4
Just a heads-up, everyone—we've finally cracked the code on our editing platform, so brace yourselves for a flood of content on your timelines. Yes, we’re thrilled to have stumbled upon a winning formula (after only about a hundred attempts) that we can totally build on. And no, I’m not expecting anyone from Sheffield to get excited or even have the capcity to read, since we all know it’s basically the UK’s preferred dumping group for the nation’s dullards and imbeciles. Oh, and speaking of imbeciles—Trump again? Seriously? What is it with you people—do you all hail from Sheffield?


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