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Dying Breeds

2. The Match-Box

Season 1, Ep. 2

Our presenter, Gervaise Sareen, reveals how an OFF-line dating agency refuses to hold hands with apps and websites, whilst the owner stoically defends his single status.


Cast:

Presenter - Nigel Pilkington

Ronnie - David Holt

Tim-Yêu - Jenny Bryce

The Major - David Shaw-Parker

Norman - Alan Marriott


Additional characters by Gina Murray, Glen McCready, Steven Kynman


Directed by Nigel Pilkington

Theme tune by Michael Bennett

Audio engineering and post-production by Holly Parris


Recorded at ID Audio, London


(c) Nigel Pilkington & Peter Cragg 2020

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