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Don't Call Me Torta

Season 1, Ep. 12

Uly and Jazz make many more attempts to get canceled in another wild episode of Current Besties Podcast:

  • They chat about Coachella and plan how they can finally go next year
  • Jazz confesses his fears about his upcoming triathlon
  • Uly talks about the time he was almost eaten by a shark
  • Uly laments about his knee pain and his upcoming trip to London for the London Marathon
  • Uly and Jazz discuss what's a "torta", other nicknames given to Spanish speaking children, and if there is lingering trauma
  • What it was like for each them growing up and not being fluent in their parent's native language
  • The tragic tale of Brynleigh and Brayleigh, two sisters torn apart by parental needs and a trip to Scotland
  • Uly's dishes on his recent stint at the Moontower Comedy Festival
  • The figure out what it means to be a real stand-up comedian.

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