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Scared For My Marriage

Season 1, Ep. 34
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Spooky szn is upon us and the Current Besties are talking about harrowing moments from their past, recent scares they've endured and the scariest of them all: Jazz apologizes to Uly.


Jazz issues a much needed apology

They talk about Halloween Horror Nights, and the Michael B Jordan look alike

They rank their favorite holidays

Jazz gets the stamp of approval from Marvel

They discuss (once again) what their halloween group costume might be this year

They retell tragic roadkill stories

Jazz gets his car totaled

Uly can't stop getting into car accidents over and over again

Uly and his fellow influencers are banned from the French Open

They debate the importance of a "wellness darty"

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    53:30||Season 1, Ep. 37
    The Current Besties are testing fate and their patience this week. In honor of spooky season, Uly and Jazz get prepared for Halloween by giving each other a tarot card reading and it turns out, the spirits love to talk s**t too.Do they prefer sexy or scary costumesWould they be convinced to join a cultJazz has a few encounters with hypnotistsThey discuss astrology signs and Chinese Zodiac signsUly gets a lovely tarot card reading confirming his beliefs about himselfJazz gets a terrible tarot card reading confirming his deepest insecuritiesUly wonders what size breast plate he should order for HalloweenThey discuss the pressure of joining their group Halloween costumeUly talks about his first hosting gigThey test out their host voices
  • 36. Holy Scheiße, We Got Into Berghain

    54:10||Season 1, Ep. 36
    The Current Besties came home from Germany with a marathon medal, Berghain wristbands, matching lederhosen, and several stories they probably should’ve kept to themselves. Naturally, they turned the cameras on immediately.Uly gets aggressively flirted with by a London waiterUly visits the Moulin Rouge and gets to see some nudityJazz assimilates into Berlin by immediately buying all blackUly won't stop talking about his impending marathonThey test their German accents by butchering German phrasesUly runs the Berlin marathon while Jazz tracks the Berghain queueInside Berghain: techno, chaos, gelato, and absolutely no photosThey learn that Oktoberfest and Sweet Caroline are intertwinedJazz has a German trystPeaks and valleys from their whirlwind trip
  • 35. Too Much Information II

    53:00||Season 1, Ep. 35
    It seems like the current besties forgot the cameras were on this week, because they are revealing some of their most embarrassing stories and thoughts that should have stayed in their head.Find out who is a gold star or platinum gayThey talk about their upcoming trip to BerlinThey come up with a plan on how to get into BerghainWe see how much German they knowJazz calls Uly a friend sl*t and Uly is jealous of Jazz's potential future friendUly reveals an upcoming personal appointmentJazz reveals his deepest, darkest secret that nobody knowsThey debate whether it's harder to hold a number 1 or number 2Uly talks about an embarrassing moment in New YorkJazz has an awkward run in with a group of drunk filipino women
  • 33. That's My Opinion!

    53:59||Season 1, Ep. 33
    The Current Besties stop being polite, and start getting real. Heated opinions and opinions about opinions take center stage as Uly and Jazz push their friendship to the limit. Will they make it?They disagree about who gives strong opinions on the podUly thinks Jazz doesn't reveal any real information about himselfThey event plan their own funeralsJazz talks about why he's cultured and Uly talks about why he's funnyUly addresses his "worst dressed" allegationsThey talk about their preferred colognes and how to apply themUly denies having had any plastic surgeryJazz describes how bleak the dating scene isUly tries to get the number of his favorite Chilean actorThey discuss the gross trend of "pheromone maxxing"
  • 32. Put Me On Hiatus

    55:57||Season 1, Ep. 32
    Who’s your bias, and how long until they go on hiatus? We’re talking Katseye, girl-group loyalty and the very real possibility that neither of us would survive being in one:Uly checks if Jazz is tired of himDaisy Chain turns into a concert phone argumentKATSEYE sends Jazz into another Manon spiralHiatus becomes the unofficial word of the yearWe assign ourselves K-pop girl-group rolesUly learns woman and women are different wordsSpice Girls become an internet history lessonWe decide which Spice Girl we actually areFifth Harmony gets confused with Little MixJazz needs someone who doesn’t know Jazz
  • 31. Maine Character Energy

    55:46||Season 1, Ep. 31
    This week, the Current Besties take Maine, survive camping, and expose several deeply questionable habits.A camping neighbor immediately tells them to keep quietJazz survives his first influencer brand tripMaine delivers lobsters, glamping, and unexpected gay friendlinessUly admits his 4 a.m. personality is performativeTeam Purple absolutely dominates field dayJazz and Uly win the talent showWeed brownies derail an old college camping tripUly explains turbulence using his infamous Jello TheoryBed-sheet habits reveal who is truly disgustingJazz declares magic fake despite being personally victimized
  • 30. A Little Part Of You Dies

    55:04||Season 1, Ep. 30
    This week, the Current Besties realize getting older means choosing comfort, boundaries, and occasionally separate bedrooms. They also debate movie snacks, Berlin accommodations, Greek life, and whether Jazz should finally flirt with the AC guy.Uly experiments with mousse; Jazz represents the bald communitySpider-Man gets reviewed, including Tom Holland’s very important bodyRed Vines versus Twizzlers becomes unnecessarily contentiousUly is officially “butter curious”Jazz refuses to suffer through a Berlin AirbnbUly discovers Jazz is an aggressive snorerSeparate bedrooms become a surprisingly serious relationship debateTeam Jazz and Team Uly finally get fan namesGreek life unlocks Jazz’s disastrous college crush storyJazz begins a long-game romance with the AC guy
  • 29. Cancelled!

    55:03||Season 1, Ep. 29
    This is an episode we never thought we'd have to make. After a tumultuous week of online cancellations, celebrations, and Karol G concerts, the current besties are finally addressing the drama.Uly addresses his first real cancellationThe fake apology gets a very real sequelThey survive the Karol G concertLatina concert chaos takes center stageJazz tests the limits of his Spanish accentThey proudly defend Disney adults$10,000 Mickey ears become strangely defensibleUly explains his $600 airport taxiLive-TV mistakes restore their faith in humanityUly has technically received "media training"