Current Besties

Uly and Jazz investigate whether they’ve officially become unrelatable. Between World Cup invites, red carpet betrayals, luxury candles, tour riders, Uber Eats theology, breakfast propaganda and a very personal debate about 30 minutes versus an hour, the answer is… probably yes.Uly says he can’t wait to be unrelatableJazz gets called an influencer — lowercase iUly predicts how Jazz will change if he gets famousJazz confronts Uly for ruining his first red carpet momentUly chooses the World Cup over the Girls Like Girls premiereErnesto interrupts the podcast over a Diptyque candleWhy soccer is just like Drag Race All StarsWhy soccer might be a bisexual sportThey discuss what is on their current and future tour ridersWhy cooking is the worstDecoding the truth behind breakfast propagandaJazz explains why lunch is the stupidest mealInstant gratification vs. delayed gratificationUly and Jazz debate 30 minutes vs. an hour...in the bedroom

Happy 20th episode, besties! Uly and Jazz go back in time to visit one of their most formative years: 2006. Pop culture reigned supreme, nothing was "cringe" and Lindsay Lohan was our idol.They discuss the new Ariana Grande tour and recording etiquette at concertsUly cries to a Kim Petras songWhy people love sad albums over happy onesUly goes to his first lesbian barThey choose the best moments from 2006Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest vs. The Devil Wears PradaBack to Black vs. High School MusicalUnwritten vs. PromiscuousDesperate Housewives vs. Grey's AnatomyTom Cruise on the couch vs. Lindsay, Paris and BritneyShoes vs. MySpace Top 8 DramaMotorola Razr vs. T-Mobile SidekickUgly Betty vs. Hannah MonatanLance Bass vs. Brokeback MountainJeans under dresses vs. Low-rise jeansJazz tells his horrifying high school reunion storyUly and Jazz remember what their lives were like at 20

Everyone has a crazy or great first date story and the Current Besties have plenty to share / overshare this episode!Jazz shows how much of a huge fan of New York and The Knicks he isUly tells Jazz to stop manspreadingThey discuss their feelings on being called "man" or "bro" by strangersUly talks about his experience at a two year-old's birthday partyJazz helps Uly figure out if he leaves a good or bad first impressionThey grill each other on remembering all of their hookupsThey reveal their first date tricks and movesJazz talks about the time he was trapped during first datesUly tells the story of him and Ernesto's first date and why they thought Ernesto was crazyThey talk about how they kicked off pride monthThey remember their first pride together and how they almost died"Ugly" vs "Unfortunate Looking". Which is worse?They discuss the 2026 Tony Awards and it's impact on today's society

The Current Besties each had recent events that forced them to compare themselves to people much younger and much hotter than them. Watch them squirm as they come to terms with their old old old age and the little hair they have left on their heads.Uly talks about the lavish quinceañera he recently attendedJazz tells us what a filipino "debut" isThey debate whether is's ok to grind on their men at a family eventThey discuss if they generally get embarrassedThey tell their most embarrassing stories involving high school teachersThey also talk about their hotter teachers in high schoolThey reminisce on their early twenties and if they miss it or notThey wonder what their forties will be likeThey challenge each other by asking how old they think they lookthey discover what their mid-life crisis will look likeJazz doesn't believe empaths are real and Uly believes he is oneThey figure out what their superpowers would be and what it says about them

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: everyone's favorite current husband, Ernesto Chapa, is dragged into the Current Besties studio by Uly and Jazz! He's here to spill all the tea about his relationship and friendships and constantly remind everyone that he doesn't want to be here.Uly and Ernesto discuss what type of parents they will beUly learns that Ernesto doesn't want to have kidsJazz laments about how bad he is at flirting and how their recent Puerto Vallarta opened him upUly comments on how Jazz and Ernesto get different first impressionsThey discuss how they handle jealousy in their relationshipsThey reminisce on their time as roommatesThey talk about their love of the TV show "Charmed"They put the pieces together from their craziest Pride weekendJazz gives an impression of Toronto gen z kids and their slangThey compare themselves to famous threesomes in media

This week, The Current Besties are feeling their homosexual selves and dishing on everything from queer spaces to musical theatre and beyond.Uly is in a bad mood and lashing out at every chance he getsThey test their knowledge of Star Wars filmsThey break down what a traditional bachelor party isJazz goes on an expletive rant about why he didn’t want women invited to their Puerto Vallarta tripUly recounts his bachelor party in Palm SpringsThey discuss the gay people that impacted them growing upUly is triggered and relives his trauma of the musical, Oklahoma!Jazz loses his V cardThey swap their worst musical audition stories

The Current Besties can't seem to sync up during this episode. Maybe they're more different than they think?They play the word match game with tragic resultsJazz reveals he's been told he talks way too fast on the podUly says that Jazz is a partier and Jazz calls Uly a fun-suckerThey figure out which of them is a feminist and who isn'tThey reveal their worst date storiesThey debate the ethics behind not texting someone back after 24 hrs while datingUly tries to find out how many sexual partners Jazz has hadJazz defends Geminis and Uly brags about being a LibraUly scares Jazz with more horror stories about the ocean.

Not only are the current besties extremely hot and funny, they’re also successful athletes. Uly and Jazz get together to talk about their recent marathon and triathlon competitions:Uly addresses the blackface allegations and Jazz relives his own blackface traumaThey debate whether it’s good or bad to try on a country’s accentUly talks about the food he ate in LondonUly details how he needed medical help after the London MarathonJazz lets u know if all of his swimming training paid offJazz retells the drama of biking and running uphillWe find out how they each placed in their competitions and whether they will do another oneThey give an update on Jazz’s blackheadThey talk about how many castles and palaces they’ve been inThey give a peak into their genealogy

Wedding bells are ringing as the Current Besties can't stop talking about their current and future husbands. After discussing all things related to weddings that have and haven't happened yet, Uly and Jazz take questions from the internet:Uly and Jazz decide their favorite Britney Spears songUly can't stop talking about his current husband's anxieties around travelJazz, a single man, reveals what his wedding song is going to beThey discuss some highs and lows from Uly's weddingThey argue over who gives a better wedding speechThey (kinda) reveal if and when Uly's current husband will guest star on the podJazz talks about his first job at Taco Bell and a horror story from inside the kitchenUly relives his days as a lifeguard and talks about a fight he had on the jobThey talk about the time Uly's mouth almost got him beat up on Halloween...while wearing a wigThey discuss the importance of physical attractiveness in datingUly tries to pop a pimple