Current Besties

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: everyone's favorite current husband, Ernesto Chapa, is dragged into the Current Besties studio by Uly and Jazz! He's here to spill all the tea about his relationship and friendships and constantly remind everyone that he doesn't want to be here.Uly and Ernesto discuss what type of parents they will beUly learns that Ernesto doesn't want to have kidsJazz laments about how bad he is at flirting and how their recent Puerto Vallarta opened him upUly comments on how Jazz and Ernesto get different first impressionsThey discuss how they handle jealousy in their relationshipsThey reminisce on their time as roommatesThey talk about their love of the TV show "Charmed"They put the pieces together from their craziest Pride weekendJazz gives an impression of Toronto gen z kids and their slangThey compare themselves to famous threesomes in media

This week, The Current Besties are feeling their homosexual selves and dishing on everything from queer spaces to musical theatre and beyond.Uly is in a bad mood and lashing out at every chance he getsThey test their knowledge of Star Wars filmsThey break down what a traditional bachelor party isJazz goes on an expletive rant about why he didn’t want women invited to their Puerto Vallarta tripUly recounts his bachelor party in Palm SpringsThey discuss the gay people that impacted them growing upUly is triggered and relives his trauma of the musical, Oklahoma!Jazz loses his V cardThey swap their worst musical audition stories

The Current Besties can't seem to sync up during this episode. Maybe they're more different than they think?They play the word match game with tragic resultsJazz reveals he's been told he talks way too fast on the podUly says that Jazz is a partier and Jazz calls Uly a fun-suckerThey figure out which of them is a feminist and who isn'tThey reveal their worst date storiesThey debate the ethics behind not texting someone back after 24 hrs while datingUly tries to find out how many sexual partners Jazz has hadJazz defends Geminis and Uly brags about being a LibraUly scares Jazz with more horror stories about the ocean.

Not only are the current besties extremely hot and funny, they’re also successful athletes. Uly and Jazz get together to talk about their recent marathon and triathlon competitions:Uly addresses the blackface allegations and Jazz relives his own blackface traumaThey debate whether it’s good or bad to try on a country’s accentUly talks about the food he ate in LondonUly details how he needed medical help after the London MarathonJazz lets u know if all of his swimming training paid offJazz retells the drama of biking and running uphillWe find out how they each placed in their competitions and whether they will do another oneThey give an update on Jazz’s blackheadThey talk about how many castles and palaces they’ve been inThey give a peak into their genealogy

Wedding bells are ringing as the Current Besties can't stop talking about their current and future husbands. After discussing all things related to weddings that have and haven't happened yet, Uly and Jazz take questions from the internet:Uly and Jazz decide their favorite Britney Spears songUly can't stop talking about his current husband's anxieties around travelJazz, a single man, reveals what his wedding song is going to beThey discuss some highs and lows from Uly's weddingThey argue over who gives a better wedding speechThey (kinda) reveal if and when Uly's current husband will guest star on the podJazz talks about his first job at Taco Bell and a horror story from inside the kitchenUly relives his days as a lifeguard and talks about a fight he had on the jobThey talk about the time Uly's mouth almost got him beat up on Halloween...while wearing a wigThey discuss the importance of physical attractiveness in datingUly tries to pop a pimple

Uly and Jazz make many more attempts to get canceled in another wild episode of Current Besties Podcast:They chat about Coachella and plan how they can finally go next yearJazz confesses his fears about his upcoming triathlonUly talks about the time he was almost eaten by a sharkUly laments about his knee pain and his upcoming trip to London for the London MarathonUly and Jazz discuss what's a "torta", other nicknames given to Spanish speaking children, and if there is lingering traumaWhat it was like for each them growing up and not being fluent in their parent's native languageThe tragic tale of Brynleigh and Brayleigh, two sisters torn apart by parental needs and a trip to ScotlandUly's dishes on his recent stint at the Moontower Comedy FestivalThe figure out what it means to be a real stand-up comedian.