Current Besties

Who’s your bias, and how long until they go on hiatus? We’re talking Katseye, girl-group loyalty and the very real possibility that neither of us would survive being in one:Uly checks if Jazz is tired of himDaisy Chain turns into a concert phone argumentKATSEYE sends Jazz into another Manon spiralHiatus becomes the unofficial word of the yearWe assign ourselves K-pop girl-group rolesUly learns woman and women are different wordsSpice Girls become an internet history lessonWe decide which Spice Girl we actually areFifth Harmony gets confused with Little MixJazz needs someone who doesn’t know Jazz

This week, the Current Besties take Maine, survive camping, and expose several deeply questionable habits.A camping neighbor immediately tells them to keep quietJazz survives his first influencer brand tripMaine delivers lobsters, glamping, and unexpected gay friendlinessUly admits his 4 a.m. personality is performativeTeam Purple absolutely dominates field dayJazz and Uly win the talent showWeed brownies derail an old college camping tripUly explains turbulence using his infamous Jello TheoryBed-sheet habits reveal who is truly disgustingJazz declares magic fake despite being personally victimized

This week, the Current Besties realize getting older means choosing comfort, boundaries, and occasionally separate bedrooms. They also debate movie snacks, Berlin accommodations, Greek life, and whether Jazz should finally flirt with the AC guy.Uly experiments with mousse; Jazz represents the bald communitySpider-Man gets reviewed, including Tom Holland’s very important bodyRed Vines versus Twizzlers becomes unnecessarily contentiousUly is officially “butter curious”Jazz refuses to suffer through a Berlin AirbnbUly discovers Jazz is an aggressive snorerSeparate bedrooms become a surprisingly serious relationship debateTeam Jazz and Team Uly finally get fan namesGreek life unlocks Jazz’s disastrous college crush storyJazz begins a long-game romance with the AC guy

This is an episode we never thought we'd have to make. After a tumultuous week of online cancellations, celebrations, and Karol G concerts, the current besties are finally addressing the drama.Uly addresses his first real cancellationThe fake apology gets a very real sequelThey survive the Karol G concertLatina concert chaos takes center stageJazz tests the limits of his Spanish accentThey proudly defend Disney adults$10,000 Mickey ears become strangely defensibleUly explains his $600 airport taxiLive-TV mistakes restore their faith in humanityUly has technically received "media training"

The girls are fighting! Uly and Jazz are arguing over language, travel disasters, and what exactly counts as a pool day.Jazz corrects Uly on “females” vs. “women”Uly reveals he’s boxer curiousUly gets stopped by TSAUly’s flight to New York becomes a 10-hour nightmareA fan recognizes Uly during a marital meltdown with ErnestoJazz learns that taking kids to the beach is an expeditionThey litigate pool, pool day, pool party, and gay pool partyJazz weighs in on skincare and the anti-sunscreen crowdThey debate whether beach lifeguards are peacockingUly drools over Heated Rivalry while Jazz explains why it hits too close to home

The Current Besties are dealing with old tweets, wedding dresses, Halloween politics, and influencer etiquette. This week, they discuss if it's rude to ask how much money people make, look back on their Halloween group costumes, and unpack Uly’s night at the TIME100 Creators event—including one person who was not very nice. Uly investigates his old tweets for problematic evidenceJazz questions the logic of One Night OnlyThey decide Dua Lipa already has enoughJazz reveals why he asks strangers to see their wedding dressesThey debate mortgages, salaries, and financial transparencyJazz weighs in on the new X-Men castingThey revisit 11 years of increasingly elaborate Halloween costumesUly and Jazz rank their strongest and weakest costume yearsUly recalls meeting several creators who were genuinely sweetOne influencer dismisses Uly before a married woman tries to flirt with him