• ep 273 - the sheriff of [incomprehensible], [incomprehensible]

    Wanna watch this episode? Fine by me! Check it out here yeah another damn episode. not my fault! not my fault there's another one of them! oh i guess it is my fault.this episode has a short true crime interlude and tom and demi's crazy story time. okay cards on the table i can't remember anything that happened in this one. I'm in Adelaide for the Adelaide Fringe and remembering the layout of its little grid city has completely taken over my brain. I remembered EXACTLY enough to put in the title of the episode. but i remember it was funny.You can book tickets to my adelaide fringe show here:
  • ep 272 - Turtle Chips. Essentially sponsored content for Turtle Chips

    wow! check out the patreon here it's linked for bonus episodes! we've got the video of this episode over there! ohh-ho-ho-ho
  • ep 271 - The Wonderful Goose.

    No midroll ad. Too caught up in The Goose. If you liked that and want episodes without ANY ads as well as exclusive video content, check out the patreon over at listen to podcasts to get complex, thoughtful answers to questions that matter. Like what if a goose was wonderful? What if a goose was so, so nice, and on some level the world understood that, and everything in the world protected the goose and made sure that this beautiful thing stayed beautiful? Also we talk about some other shit for a little in there but it really doesn't matter. This is the goose episode.
  • ep 270 - my ex, who is a firefighter and in the army, by the way,

    Want video & more eps? check out da patreonSome wonderful revelations by Demi - a new ex has joined the fray, and he's destroying all the ex's and making Tom feel like damn I'm about to be ousted! I hope no-one ousts me! Ahhhh please don't oust me, crap crap crap crap crap! Today the gang (Tom and Demi) are kicking back and f'ing around for Fun. Check it out here.
  • ep 268 - the famous englishman's boiled aquarium

    stuff in this episode - discussion of changing rooms (uk), r/prejac and the beautiful decorator crabcheck out for the video of this episode and bonus episodes also! oooooo (you frown slightly and raise your hand higher, i raise my pitch) oOOOOOO (you smile)
  • ep 267 - boobs as big as beach balls

    hell yeah we're doing video shit now!! just on patreon
  • ep 266 - (solitaire win animation plays on your phone)

    Tom and Demi have a lovely conversation and set out their plans for da year ahead! More video content coming to the pod, more wonderful segments - okay we mainly talk about the movie The Shawshank Redemption because Demi watched it a couple nights ago and also we try to figure out just what SiriusXM is starting from first principles (all Americans have it)Want more episodes? Check out to subscribe for an extra episode every week or two weeks
  • ep 265 - one wife's christmas car tradition

    Weekly bonus episode every week here: episode from your ol' pals tom and demi as we go through some Christmas traditions and also, some wonderful news about everyone's favourite animal, the miniature.... well, I don't want to give it away! Anyway the animal is featured in the segment Miniature Horses.