The Arsenal Newsreel

Basil Featherstonehaugh reports from The Tottenham Toilet Bowl on Arsenal's stirring victory over hapless Spurs.

Basil Featherstonehaugh previews the mighty Arsenal's visit to our chums all the way out in their slum village in the ountryside and includes the very earliest examples of Spursiness, dating back to 1892. Follow Basil on X as @arsenalgent. Thank you for listening!

Basil Featherstonehaugh was at The Emirates to watch Arsenal v Brighton. Enjoy his match report, plus the proper football scores.

Join Basil Featherstonehaugh reporting for the Arsenal Newsreel on the seagulls' visit, plus the only explanation one requires of the new Champions League format. Chin chin! Follow Basil on Elmo's Hellsite as @arsenalgent

Join Basil Featherstonehaugh, the Arsenal Gentleman, on the The Arsenal Newsreel as he guides you through the apocalyptic concrete wasteland of BIRMINGHAM.

Full match report plus today's proper Division One scores.

Today's Arsenal through a 1930s filter. This week, all the proper scores from the English First Division, commentary highlights of the disaster against Watford and a preview of Arsenal's match against Red Star Belgrade.

All the proper scores form the First Division, commentary highlights of Arsenal's matches against Cologne and Chelsea. Plus a special feature 'Away Safari', in which The Gent visits Chelsea so you don't have to and records a special travelogue.