The Arsenal Newsreel

Michael Oliver’s payday refereeing payday in the UAE absolutely nothing to do with a panoply of Unusual decisions as he makes himself the centre of attentionThe world is fascinated to watch how City’s opponents are refereed now we know that refs HAVE been paid by City’s ownersGary Magwitch Arsenal’s number 6 as unstoppable as a runaway locomotive with a cannon for a head at cornersIt's Basil's report for The Arsenal Newsreel. Follow him on X as @arsenalgent

Basil Featherstonehaugh reports from The Tottenham Toilet Bowl on Arsenal's stirring victory over hapless Spurs.

Basil Featherstonehaugh previews the mighty Arsenal's visit to our chums all the way out in their slum village in the ountryside and includes the very earliest examples of Spursiness, dating back to 1892. Follow Basil on X as @arsenalgent. Thank you for listening!

Basil Featherstonehaugh was at The Emirates to watch Arsenal v Brighton. Enjoy his match report, plus the proper football scores.

Join Basil Featherstonehaugh reporting for the Arsenal Newsreel on the seagulls' visit, plus the only explanation one requires of the new Champions League format. Chin chin! Follow Basil on Elmo's Hellsite as @arsenalgent

Basil Featherstonehaugh reports on Arsenal's stirring victory over Villa.

Join Basil Featherstonehaugh, the Arsenal Gentleman, on the The Arsenal Newsreel as he guides you through the apocalyptic concrete wasteland of BIRMINGHAM.

Full match report plus today's proper Division One scores.