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Arsenal v Bournemouth (GENT'S NAMES VERSION)

Basil recaps the unfortunate game on the south coast as Arsenal plummet to an humiliating defeat at the hands of deckchair attendants, milkmen and plumbers.

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    Basil recaps the unfortunate game on the south coast as Arsenal plummet to an humiliating defeat at the hands of deckchair attendants, milkmen and plumbers. (MODERN NAMES VERSION)
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