The Arsenal Newsreel

Basil recaps the unfortunate game on the south coast as Arsenal plummet to an humiliating defeat at the hands of deckchair attendants, milkmen and plumbers. (MODERN NAMES VERSION)

Basil recaps the unfortunate game on the south coast as Arsenal plummet to an humiliating defeat at the hands of deckchair attendants, milkmen and plumbers.

Basil reports on Arsenal's 3-1 win at The Emirates. Follow him on X as @arsenagent.

Featuring the Arsenal Gent's names!Follow Basil Featherstonehaugh X as @arsenalgent.

Michael Oliver’s payday refereeing payday in the UAE absolutely nothing to do with a panoply of Unusual decisions as he makes himself the centre of attentionThe world is fascinated to watch how City’s opponents are refereed now we know that refs HAVE been paid by City’s ownersGary Magwitch Arsenal’s number 6 as unstoppable as a runaway locomotive with a cannon for a head at cornersIt's Basil's report for The Arsenal Newsreel. Follow him on X as @arsenalgent

Join Basil Featherstonehaugh as he gives you the essential guide to the top attarctions of Manchester City's home city, Abu Dhabi!

Basil Featherstonehaugh reports from The Tottenham Toilet Bowl on Arsenal's stirring victory over hapless Spurs.

Basil Featherstonehaugh previews the mighty Arsenal's visit to our chums all the way out in their slum village in the ountryside and includes the very earliest examples of Spursiness, dating back to 1892. Follow Basil on X as @arsenalgent. Thank you for listening!