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Two Girls, One Spiral
Who the fuck was I?
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This week, we’re asking the important questions: who the fuck were we 10 years ago, why has adulthood absolutely battered us, and is overtaking a hearse actually acceptable?
From sex dungeons and Peterborough parkways to ageing, death anxiety, intrusive thoughts and our increasingly uncomfortable relationship with true crime, this one takes a fairly spectacular turn. Standard.
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