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9. "Heated Rivalry plagiarised our love story” S3 EP9
45:27||Season 3, Ep. 9Will we all end up like our Mums? If you’re a yesman who overcommits for fun, you could be in danger. Listen to this prescriptive tincture to find out how to stop the two screen life and start making love to the atmosphere. Hold Tennessee Williams’ hand as your hosts chat sexualisation and nuance, Las Vegas, and their ICONIC Heated Rivalry performance at Booters. We all know Season 3 is the therapy season, so get on the sofa and spill. Clit Screen: Heart Shot.
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8. "God said that you were wrong and I was right" S3 EP8
01:06:03||Season 3, Ep. 8Just a rule breaker who hates their fringe and a kefir mom with strong opinions on tax bonding over their shared need to backflip. Anna estimates the strength of their vaginal canal and Megs builds their own Queer utopia. ‘Sew Into You’ is the cutest Clit Screen, so stop attention seeking and be as humble as this sexy drag queen.
7. “I hope she’ll still f*** me after this” S3 E7
01:04:53||Season 3, Ep. 7We’re training for the marathon that is surviving 18 year olds in pubs, charity shop controversies, and vicars with side ponies. Anna’s crying at lunch while Megs is hitting on the waiter, and all the while, there are performative hippies out there doing ecstatic dance. Clit Screen has us debriefing on Sally (2025) and we get heated about where Gen Z fashion comes from.
6. "Yearning’s in our DNA as lesbians" S3 EP6
01:09:22||Season 3, Ep. 6Saturn returns are bringing boy clothes, mortgages, and DOMS - closure not guaranteed! Clit Screen has us debating the phenomenon that is Heated Rivalry, and the reality of being someone’s first time. Come on Rock Stars, it’s time to forget your exes and yearn with your besties.
A message from us to you: See you next year, we love you x
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5. "The whole world is masc4masc" S3 EP5
01:05:21||Season 3, Ep. 5It’s time to talk about the lesbian renaissance (or lack thereof) - sandwiched between milking one of us like a cow, the gym being a hotbed for dykes, a future alien race, retinol, lube, conflict avoidance, drama, and the floor as a concept. Don’t say we don’t provide all a girl could ever need. Clit screen sees us eating up 2025’s The Wedding Banquet and don’t tell, but someone has a crush on us…
4. "I’M ENGAGED!" S3 EP4
59:04||Season 3, Ep. 4Big gay news! And despite what you might expect, neurodivergence is playing the leading role. The judge is turning into a series regular and someone puts their thumb in Anna’s mouth (in public). Clit screen this week has your hosts divided - it’s time to watch AWOL. Now settle in; your fave black cat and labrador couple have something exciting to tell you…