Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

You've had a whole conversation with someone without noticing the person sitting next to them. Is that person just boring? Or some kind of ghost? Maybe you're the ghost? Then, believe it or not, baseball is starting up (THAT SEEMS SAFE), so the Shipple Dips are taking it to the diamond and sliding into home ship.

Marvel at the Shipple Dips as they unanimously (?) agree that there is A Right Way to do something... like cut a watermelon. Then, it's time for a new entry in the Paper Mario franchise which means: Paper Ships! Newspaper? That counts? From a book? That counts too! Related to paper in some mysterious third way (that also might be the first way)? OF COURSE THAT COUNTS TOO.

How much time could you, realistically, stay with your serial-killer-hunting boyfriend after they use their most EXTRA techniques to make your son cry? (Boy, these things are getting dark.) Then: The Old Guard is out on Netflix, which means it's time to discuss Unkillable Ships. Immortal beings? People that die, but keep coming back? Or just ships so gross Ryan, Patrick and Colin will never convince Kelly to let them die?