Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships
Ship Jam and The Alien Agenda
Okay, totally normal: your SO is an alien sent to kill everyone. Are you chill about it? Or are you gonna join team ET? Then, it's time for the return of Space Jam, which means your shippers have some Space Jam Ships to share.
Cursed Ships and Omelette Infidelity
Some of these hypothetical scenarios involve coming out of a coma and having amnesia... and your dad being a dead villain... and your best friend being Spider-Man. Truly, what do you do? Then, it's the official start of the spooky season, which means it's time for Cursed Ships. No one does 'cursed' like the SDS crew. Pinewood Island! What We Do In the Shadows (x2)! Beauty and The Beast!
Miscast Ships and Masha Mixup
What do you do when you and your SO are both boinking leader of your quasi-cult / wellness MLM? Do you let the good times roll or do you GTFO? And then, look, no one likes to pile on, but that dude d e f i n i t e l y looks too old to play Evan Hansen now, so we're doing Miscast ships! Sometimes it's dudes in casts, sometimes it's about fishing, and sometimes it's literal. Parks and Recreation! Batman Forever! Sense and Sensibility! Alone!
Assassin Ships and Mystic Secrets
What do you do when your family has been keeping two secrets from you - one mystical and supernatural, and the other like, kinda mundane BUT STILL VERY HURTFUL? Then, Deathloop has finally arrived on PS5, so the Shippers are talking Assassin Ships! The Matrix! Terminator! Sunday in the Park with George! Sorry to Bother You! Grosse Pointe Blank! Breaking Bad! No Country For Old Men!