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Big Mommy Ships and Just Punch Him

What do you do when you could probably just punch your way to love? You punch! Or drop a boulder on him? What's that? "Regicide" you say? Then, Resident Evil VIII has a big tall hot mommy in it, so the Shippers do what they do best: be horny about it. Mister Miracle! Sneakers! Valley Girl! Ratatouille!