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065 - Twilight: Eclipse

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We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.

 

This Week -

 

Twilight: Eclipse (2010) 

Starring: Kristen Steward, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner

 

A wonderful movie that is the third movie of the series? 

 

We ask the tough questions this week…

How many Twilight movies have we watched? 

How many more are there? 

How much better would this movie have been, had it been a Law and Order episode? 

 

 

Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! 

But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? 

Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now). 

 

HEIGL Meter!!

A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad. 

 

Sarah:  1 Heigls 

James:   5 Heigls 

 

Follow us on Social Media!

 

Twitter: @YouGotHeigld

Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld

Instagram: @yougotheigld

 

Sarah - 

Twitter: @sarahhisfunny

Instagram: @sarahhisfunny

Buy Sarah's books on Amazon! 

Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope 

Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon

 

James -

Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny

Instagram: @jamespietragallo

Listen to James's other podcasts!

Crime in Sports podcast

Small Town Murder podcast

 

Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content 

PayPal: yougotheigld@gmail.com 

 

We have merchandise!

heiglyourself.threadless.com

 

Tune in every FRIDAY!

STAY HOME, PLEASE!

 

RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts!

 

Are you still reading this? 

 

#romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts 



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