The Worst Idea Of All Time

Hello fellow family members, it’s so nice of you to join us. Today we’re spotlighting the incredible performance of our friend Abby Howells on Conan’s NZ episode, we’re digging into the mailbag to discuss Tim’s teeth, Guy’s Wordle approach and an untenable position involving our potential sponsor, MOSH. We also need your help in ID’ing a prior TWIOAT film and give you an update on our family’s relationship to Patrick Schwarzenegger.Join us at twioat.substack.com to support the show and to see Tim's dogs

A return to form from both And Just Like That S3, and also, your podcast hosts. Tim and Guy have donned their finery to break down the cooking methods of Mattress Pikelet King, a man who insists on cooking the show’s script up using every single pot and pan available in his well-stocked kitchen. This episode is about drugs. Muling drugs. Taking drugs. Subtly hinting that your ex-wife with whom you share a son named Wyatt and yourself are not on the same page about said son taking ADHD drugs. It’s also about Giuseppe and his big ole hog. It’s also about breaking the fourth wall to showcase the fact that you’re not on Twitch and have lots of cool cameras and setups. It’s also about proving you still know how to construct a truly hot piece of telly using Miranda Hobbs. But most crucially, it’s about creating a safe work environment so people can raise their hands and say “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU EAT KFC!”Join us at twioat.substack.com to support the show and to see Tim's dogs

In an odd moment of worlds colliding, Sarah Jessica Parker has appeared on The Adam Friedland Show - wild scenes as Carrie Bradshaw herself appears to know a bit about the comedy podcast ecosystem. Your kiwi boiz, meanwhile, are getting kicked in the nuts and back, and enjoying the meditative joys of Simpsons Lego scenes.Join us on Substack: twioat.substack.com 

Guy is beaming in from a hotel room in Australia and Tim is connecting via satellite from beautiful Rotorua on very little sleep, a decent amount of horse tranquilliser and donning a fetching aquamarine dress. But it’s not about the boiz, it’s about Lisa Todd Wexley and Charlotte York Goldenblatt teeing up with none other than Kristen Schaal to participate in the futile activity of enrolling their kids into an ivy league college. Carrie is a prisoner in her own empty mansion and may soon also be a prisoner of thousands of New York’s finest rats, who have already eaten her entire garden. What’s going on with Seema? Glad you asked! She’s enlisted the help of Grown Ups 2’s very own Sherri O’Terry to try and find a suitable suitor but forget all of that because the most important thing is - This show has a new hottie and his name is Adam. Aiden should be worried about his alliterative competitor.Full video episode available at twioat.substack.com

Fresh off their live family time taping, Tim and Guy regroup, with cocktails in hand and spirits high. Among the chaos; wise words from Kurt Vonnegut, Rob Lowe's connection to Patrick Schwarzenegger and maybe outing recent guest Josh Thomson's new film, MAYBE?!

Guy and Tim return in full glamour, dressed to the nines and ready to deconstruct the premiere of And Just Like That Season 3. Brady is nowhere to be found, however, Rosie O’Donnell is here. We’ve filled to the brim with characters, plotlines, Carrie’s continued self-absorption and a crazy drunk driving bait-and-switch from Aiden.Future episodes will be livestreamed exclusively for our Substack supporters at twioat.substack.com

We must return to the well from which we have drunk the sweet, sweet water. As And Just Like That: Season 3 draws tantalisingly near, we prepare ourselves for the bounty. We’ll be enjoying in as close to real-time as our kiwi-flavoured version of HBO Max/Max/HBO’s streaming service will allow. Guy is genuinely earnestly excited about the show, Tim remains cautiously detached but supportive.We will also be trying our absolute best to livestream, via TWIOAT.substack.com our adventures back to Carrie Bradshaw’s New York City.In other news, Mont tests his Worst Idea knowledge with a quiz of deep cut knowledge, we discuss future Podcast In A Tree seasons and discuss the moral complexities of letting kids enjoy Michael Jackson.

Tim and Guy discuss smoking, share their engagement stories (including Tim becoming amazingly ill on a Michelin Star 10-course seafood dinner in Kyoto, Japan) and Guy following up offering his ring to Chelsie followed by some Netflix. It's also probably about the hour to call time on the Bryan Johnson - the man attempting to defy God (and honorary Billionaire).

We are once again sponsored by Mosh, and we are once again joined by a brilliant NZ comedian - Josh Thomson, star of stage and screen (both silver and living room), to discuss the absolutely unbelievable smell emanating from the men’s changing rooms at the New Lynn Les Mills gym. This is a stench that must be experienced to be believed.See Josh’s show during the NZ Int. Comedy Festival