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29: Emmanuelle's Pie
Finally, the lyrics of American Pie and plotline of Emmanuelle 2000 collide in this Ten Boners Out of Ten porn pastiche. Emmanuelle has lost the power of her mind control device because a high school student touched the digitally rendered pulsating butthole on his principal's computer leading to a body swap comedy featuring a cat in heat and hilarious teenage hijinks.
The boys investigate the pomp and circumstance associated with US high school graduation ceremonies and compare them to their own experiences of leaving school in New Zealand. Guy reveals he is the recipient of an art prize despite never taking art as a subject. Is there a connection between Emmanuelle's Pie and the US Military Industrial Complex? It is impossible to say but the boiz discuss nonetheless. George Lazenby is not in good shape and we wait with baited breath to see if Boner Inspector will finally be satiated.
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