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10: How To Seduce A Submarine

Guy is riding on a brand new movie for his ear and eyeballs - specifically The Fate of The Furious. Tim has small quibble about the length of the third act but otherwise - not bad! (Let's see how long that lasts). In this exciting Fast adventure, we're treated to Cuba tourism, Dom Toretto smiling, Dom Toretto f***ing, Dom Toretto turning his back on family and ultimately, Dom Toretto having a son. F9 is starting to make a lot more sense now. Also, The Beatles have inspired a toast rennaisance with Timbo, who will now list his Top Five F***able Vehicles in this movie.

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