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WOE.BEGONE
The Ballad Of Season 22
Stinky’s got a purpose for lop
To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but
Little do they know it’s all just a test
To see which rabbits fit the compound the best
But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops
So Tex volunteers and he does all the work
He says that he killed them, but really he won’t
He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove
But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honor
And Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problem
It mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawg
There really isn’t telling when this thing will go next off
lop can be unpredictable too
He starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the mood
Tex ties him up, they can work this all out
He just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouth
It’s not fair
What they did to those rabbits back there
It’ll make more sense the second time around
Al and Lop are on Christmas Island
Felix sent them there in an act of defiance
Yellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a Leg
They get their apartments, they’re separated
Band practice gets interrupted
38 disappears, begin the destruction
Snowy’s gone too, it must be connected
Al’s number one on the suspect list and
Mikey’s at the Compound getting patched up
Because nobody loves you when you’re a blob
The treatment has him feeling finally alright
But he needs to stay for supervision overnight
Breaking the rules, Mikey wanders the halls
He hears an overnighter and he answers the call
He transports a calculator right through the door
And right through the head of that overnighter
CalcFace will be fine
I think it’s only his eye
But it will all get corrected soon
It’ll make more sense the second time around
Good cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawg
Talk in the warehouse with Stinky and lop
Stinky’s not budging, lop isn’t either
Tex had to correct a mess for them just to be there
lop grabs the keys and makes a break for the door
But they have no idea what is in store when
They’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shocked
Turned into a cowboy by the convergence box
They reach an agreement, what a wonderful day
They issue a correction to take over Base
Stinky’s a billionaire business bunny
He sends Mikey to trade secrets for money
The base is transforming into the Saddle
Mikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handle
He just has to kill Chris, there is a correction
Britches is there with an explanation
If it doesn’t make sense
Just spot the difference
It’ll make more sense the second time around
Mikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabin
He hears something outside, it’s an iteration
He lies and says he thought that it was a bear
Something for him to investigate later
He and Reno trade secrets back at the Saddle
Reno’s making connections on LopCentral
Mikey goes back to investigate the bear
And get saved and consolidated right there
Stink wants to get Hunter alone
But he can’t get Hunter to answer the phone
In fact it seems that he might be under attack
He begs Hunter Hartley to call him back
The tables have turned, Stinky is hiding
Eagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncing
He changes his mind, he goes to the cook out
And that’s how Stinky finally got took out
Does this spell the end for the
Bunny friendployee?
Hornswaggle’s lops come back for Reno
They take him back to a time only we know
Cadduceus see that they’re being tailed
Their plan is to kill the attacker but it failed
Britches is here and Squint is connected
They detour to account for the unexpected
Cadduceus produces a disconnectivity device
It ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye”
Back on the island folks are dropping in
XL’s in the apartments, organizing
They have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrived
The mood’s undercut, though, he probably died
Movement is spotted out on the yacht
Stinky wants to be king again, or so he thought
Al gets attacked by Calculator Face
And Reno’s here too now, to pick up the pace
There’s more to this place
Than it looks on its face
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[INTERMISSION XLIV] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Not Suitable
31:24||Season 22[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]Skinner was played by JustJenahDialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenahWritten and Sound Designed by JustJenahthe song, It's Gonna be Awesome by VosLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
12. 264: Participant Observation (Pt. 2)
01:52:12||Season 22, Ep. 12S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeJosh Kent as JohnJamie Petronis as MattDevin Steffens as RogerCole Weavers as ColeGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleySteve Anzalone as EagleAthan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLKevin Berrey as RyanLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
11. 263: Axe (Pt. 2)
36:28||Season 22, Ep. 11S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
10. 262: The Way He Took Control (Pt. 2)
28:50||Season 22, Ep. 10S19E07: It was good to be king.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
9. 261: You turn into me. Remember that. (Pt. 2)
28:18||Season 22, Ep. 9S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn…[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & BritchesLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
8. 260: You Have Reached The Voicemail Of Cabin 44C (Pt. 2)
41:19||Season 22, Ep. 8S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyAthan as TroyLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
7. 259: The Bear (Pt. 2)
28:00||Season 22, Ep. 7S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.]LopCentral.comLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
[INTERMISSION XLIII] What A Splendid Day In The Compound
30:26||Season 22CREDITS:Written by Lou SutcliffeSound Design by GemMusic by NaemWith help from the Meat WormSpecial Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and FortuneStarring:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD