Share

cover art for The Ballad Of Season 22

WOE.BEGONE

The Ballad Of Season 22

Season 22
•

Stinky’s got a purpose for lop

To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but

Little do they know it’s all just a test

To see which rabbits fit the compound the best

But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops

So Tex volunteers and he does all the work

He says that he killed them, but really he won’t

He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove

But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honor

And Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problem

It mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawg

There really isn’t telling when this thing will go next off

lop can be unpredictable too

He starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the mood

Tex ties him up, they can work this all out

He just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouth


It’s not fair

What they did to those rabbits back there


It’ll make more sense the second time around

Al and Lop are on Christmas Island

Felix sent them there in an act of defiance

Yellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a Leg

They get their apartments, they’re separated

Band practice gets interrupted

38 disappears, begin the destruction

Snowy’s gone too, it must be connected

Al’s number one on the suspect list and

Mikey’s at the Compound getting patched up

Because nobody loves you when you’re a blob

The treatment has him feeling finally alright

But he needs to stay for supervision overnight

Breaking the rules, Mikey wanders the halls

He hears an overnighter and he answers the call

He transports a calculator right through the door

And right through the head of that overnighter

CalcFace will be fine


I think it’s only his eye

But it will all get corrected soon


It’ll make more sense the second time around

Good cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawg

Talk in the warehouse with Stinky and lop

Stinky’s not budging, lop isn’t either

Tex had to correct a mess for them just to be there

lop grabs the keys and makes a break for the door

But they have no idea what is in store when

They’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shocked

Turned into a cowboy by the convergence box

They reach an agreement, what a wonderful day

They issue a correction to take over Base

Stinky’s a billionaire business bunny

He sends Mikey to trade secrets for money

The base is transforming into the Saddle

Mikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handle

He just has to kill Chris, there is a correction

Britches is there with an explanation


If it doesn’t make sense

Just spot the difference


It’ll make more sense the second time around

Mikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabin

He hears something outside, it’s an iteration

He lies and says he thought that it was a bear

Something for him to investigate later

He and Reno trade secrets back at the Saddle

Reno’s making connections on LopCentral

Mikey goes back to investigate the bear

And get saved and consolidated right there

Stink wants to get Hunter alone

But he can’t get Hunter to answer the phone

In fact it seems that he might be under attack

He begs Hunter Hartley to call him back

The tables have turned, Stinky is hiding

Eagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncing

He changes his mind, he goes to the cook out

And that’s how Stinky finally got took out

Does this spell the end for the

Bunny friendployee?


Hornswaggle’s lops come back for Reno

They take him back to a time only we know

Cadduceus see that they’re being tailed

Their plan is to kill the attacker but it failed

Britches is here and Squint is connected

They detour to account for the unexpected

Cadduceus produces a disconnectivity device

It ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye”

Back on the island folks are dropping in

XL’s in the apartments, organizing

They have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrived

The mood’s undercut, though, he probably died

Movement is spotted out on the yacht

Stinky wants to be king again, or so he thought

Al gets attacked by Calculator Face

And Reno’s here too now, to pick up the pace

There’s more to this place

Than it looks on its face

More episodes

View all episodes

  • [INTERMISSION XLIV] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Not Suitable

    31:24||Season 22
    [Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]Skinner was played by JustJenahDialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenahWritten and Sound Designed by JustJenahthe song, It's Gonna be Awesome by VosLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
  • 12. 264: Participant Observation (Pt. 2)

    01:52:12||Season 22, Ep. 12
    S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeJosh Kent as JohnJamie Petronis as MattDevin Steffens as RogerCole Weavers as ColeGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleySteve Anzalone as EagleAthan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLKevin Berrey as RyanLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
  • 11. 263: Axe (Pt. 2)

    36:28||Season 22, Ep. 11
    S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
  • 10. 262: The Way He Took Control (Pt. 2)

    28:50||Season 22, Ep. 10
    S19E07: It was good to be king.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
  • 9. 261: You turn into me. Remember that. (Pt. 2)

    28:18||Season 22, Ep. 9
    S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn…[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & BritchesLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
  • 8. 260: You Have Reached The Voicemail Of Cabin 44C (Pt. 2)

    41:19||Season 22, Ep. 8
    S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyAthan as TroyLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
  • 7. 259: The Bear (Pt. 2)

    28:00||Season 22, Ep. 7
    S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.]LopCentral.comLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
  • [INTERMISSION XLIII] What A Splendid Day In The Compound

    30:26||Season 22
    CREDITS:Written by Lou SutcliffeSound Design by GemMusic by NaemWith help from the Meat WormSpecial Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and FortuneStarring:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD