WOE.BEGONE

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.CREDITS:Michelle Kan as Marissa NgDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeAleksandr Batenko as BorisTaylor Michaels as ChanceWilliam A. Wellman as ShadowLucille Valentine as AnneTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixFEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.FEBRUARY ALBUM WRITING MONTH: https://soundcloud.com/theguidedog/sets/fawm-2023TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

LYRICS:You would always search for being lovedI wondered what that was aboutIf you could keep your distance from meI think that that’s what I would doIf I were you which clearly I am notIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meWe can reverse our previous historyYou knowYou have such a penchant for leaving outAll the details of the warAnd I could be kinder to youIf I thought that’s what you deservedIf I were you I would be ready with the swordIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meDon’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?I was found hiding out inHallowed ground you shoulda left me thereHad I known you were sacredI would notLet you be taintedYou would never overlook the messageIn the bottle on the shoreI suspect there’s something in thereThat I don’t want you to readIf I were you I would be careful with the wordsIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meThe knowledge comes with volatilityYou knowYou can play the medic and tend to my woundsWe’ll let the fever passAnd I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts moreIf I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punchIf I were you which clearly I am notI’d keep my distance from meThough I could use the companyI was found hiding out inHallowed ground you shoulda left me thereHad I known you were sacredI would notLet you be taintedI get carried away by the thought of old ageWondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of daysIf I get elevated further than I deserve to be raisedTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDI’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place

[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODREDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONEMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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