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WOE.BEGONE
The Ballad Of Season 21
Lionhead, formerly Stinky
Visits some friends post-temporal bleed
He wants to know what they are thinking
Now that they remember everything
Stinky runs the Hutch
With his gang of lops
Helpful and servile and willing to die
Mike gets a taste when he’s transported
Attacked in the night by some mystery guy
Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed
Stinky was planning to visit the Base
While Project Hail Mary plays in the background
Mike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken away
There’s a metal cube
Oh, what does it do?
Mike think he has a decent idea
It’s important work
Or so I’ve heard
A cauliflower scenario coming soon
And no one remembers Ducky but me
No one remembers Ducky but me
I thought the point of this thing
Was everyone remembers every single thing
But no one remembers Ducky
Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straight
He and the Numbers smash up the vats
He catches Michael in Mike's fireplace
What reason could he have for something like that?
He and TXdawg leap
Out and seize the beast
They perform a citizen’s arrest
They transport to Base
So that he can face
Marissa’s attempts to make him confess
New Mike and MDawg are up on the roof
MDawg wants to stay forever in now
A crow brings them an interesting coin
Now we know where Matt’s been sneaking around
It’s from Bradford’s group
Now they have the proof
Matt has joined the society
At the lost and found
Matt is led around
By lop, with orders to locate Stinky
The Complex is nice, the bunnies are cute
But Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to do
They check out the Base and scour for clues
A hat from Rugby, an arm that came loose
Now the path is clear
To Rugby from here
Britches arranges for transportation
They shoot Silver Fox
Mikey’s in the trunk
A coin in a Leg makes them all disappear
lop’s got 100 things on his place
A percent of him is in yellowknife
He lands in an avalanche and almost freezes
XL’s responsible for saving his life
38’s not kind
He wants lop to die
Like all the lops that came there before
lop betrays XL
Nothing personal
lop must survive if he wants to learn more
The iterations are back at the Complex
A dying Silver Fox gets Stinkybones
He runs off to die, the others all follow
They find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a note
Nobody arrives
And in the lops’ eyes
He’s just another bunny like them
With Stinky as the prize
He takes Salt inside
The Bunny Complex to search for him there
Turns out Salt is no stranger to hardship
He was almost killed while building a cube
The lop that was with him reports to the Compound
To see if there’s something that Ty can do
Ty turns out the lights
At the Hutch that night
Bradford’s misconduct voided the contract
Stuck in the mudrain
In their little cave
Stinky falls right into Nobody’s lap
lop’s had a hard time out in the tundra
Turns out that XL was hiding a Leg
He digs XL up to take it for himself
But 47 was hiding in wait
Now the stage is set
All while Lieutenant
Tricks MDawg to get in the cube
Hornswaggle’s replaced
And inside the cave
Stinky transports and Mike gets loose
Silver Fox wrote down all the details
The Rugby idea was his own compromise
Matt, Troy, and Britches are let out the Hutch
Matt sits on MDawg to keep him alive
Tex transports from Base
To the Meating place
The three Legs meet and form an alliance
Now the Compound runs
Under Bradford’s thumb
Lop and Al get stuck on an island
Lop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unit
Now that means 38’s wearing it too
The Meating of the Three Legs is intense
But all of them know what they’re going to do
Nobody outsmarts
All their metal parts
The array can’t withstand the attack
Bradford’s lops swoop in
At the last minute
Scoop stinky up and they carry him back
Will Stinky be a good boss
When he runs the Compound?
Will Mikey get his life back
Or is he just a blob now?
Will MDawg be a problem
Once they stop sitting on him?
Will they remember Ducky?
Will they remember Ducky?
And no one remembers Ducky but me
No one remembers Ducky but me
I thought the point of this thing
Was everyone remembers every single thing
But no one remembers Ducky
But me.
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