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The Ballad Of Season 21

Season 21

Lionhead, formerly Stinky

Visits some friends post-temporal bleed

He wants to know what they are thinking

Now that they remember everything

Stinky runs the Hutch

With his gang of lops

Helpful and servile and willing to die

Mike gets a taste when he’s transported 

Attacked in the night by some mystery guy


Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed 

Stinky was planning to visit the Base

While Project Hail Mary plays in the background

Mike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken away

There’s a metal cube

Oh, what does it do?

Mike think he has a decent idea

It’s important work

Or so I’ve heard

A cauliflower scenario coming soon


And no one remembers Ducky but me

No one remembers Ducky but me

I thought the point of this thing

Was everyone remembers every single thing

But no one remembers Ducky

 

Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straight

He and the Numbers smash up the vats

He catches Michael in Mike's fireplace

What reason could he have for something like that?

He and TXdawg leap

Out and seize the beast

They perform a citizen’s arrest

They transport to Base

So that he can face

Marissa’s attempts to make him confess


New Mike and MDawg are up on the roof

MDawg wants to stay forever in now

A crow brings them an interesting coin

Now we know where Matt’s been sneaking around

It’s from Bradford’s group

Now they have the proof

Matt has joined the society

At the lost and found

Matt is led around

By lop, with orders to locate Stinky


The Complex is nice, the bunnies are cute

But Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to do

They check out the Base and scour for clues

A hat from Rugby, an arm that came loose

Now the path is clear

To Rugby from here

Britches arranges for transportation

They shoot Silver Fox

Mikey’s in the trunk

A coin in a Leg makes them all disappear


lop’s got 100 things on his place

A percent of him is in yellowknife

He lands in an avalanche and almost freezes

XL’s responsible for saving his life

38’s not kind

He wants lop to die

Like all the lops that came there before

lop betrays XL

Nothing personal

lop must survive if he wants to learn more


The iterations are back at the Complex

A dying Silver Fox gets Stinkybones

He runs off to die, the others all follow

They find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a note

Nobody arrives

And in the lops’ eyes

He’s just another bunny like them

With Stinky as the prize

He takes Salt inside

The Bunny Complex to search for him there


Turns out Salt is no stranger to hardship

He was almost killed while building a cube

The lop that was with him reports to the Compound

To see if there’s something that Ty can do

Ty turns out the lights

At the Hutch that night

Bradford’s misconduct voided the contract

Stuck in the mudrain

In their little cave

Stinky falls right into Nobody’s lap


lop’s had a hard time out in the tundra

Turns out that XL was hiding a Leg

He digs XL up to take it for himself

But 47 was hiding in wait

Now the stage is set

All while Lieutenant

Tricks MDawg to get in the cube

Hornswaggle’s replaced

And inside the cave

Stinky transports and Mike gets loose


Silver Fox wrote down all the details

The Rugby idea was his own compromise

Matt, Troy, and Britches are let out the Hutch

Matt sits on MDawg to keep him alive

Tex transports from Base

To the Meating place

The three Legs meet and form an alliance

Now the Compound runs

Under Bradford’s thumb

Lop and Al get stuck on an island


Lop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unit

Now that means 38’s wearing it too

The Meating of the Three Legs is intense

But all of them know what they’re going to do

Nobody outsmarts

All their metal parts

The array can’t withstand the attack

Bradford’s lops swoop in

At the last minute

Scoop stinky up and they carry him back


Will Stinky be a good boss

When he runs the Compound?

Will Mikey get his life back

Or is he just a blob now?

Will MDawg be a problem

Once they stop sitting on him?

Will they remember Ducky?

Will they remember Ducky? 


And no one remembers Ducky but me

No one remembers Ducky but me

I thought the point of this thing

Was everyone remembers every single thing

But no one remembers Ducky

But me.

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