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WOE.BEGONE
The Ballad Of Season 20
The storm was brewing
Matt got into jazz
The world lost all the sense it ever had
An iteration
Gave them advice
They found themselves on the road at night
And it’s not that hard
To find an orb
When it’s floating feet above the water
And it’s not that smart
To drive you car
Right up to the bank of the river
Keep off of the grass
Mikey and Michael
Beefed it with norm
Stinky and Bradford have questions for them
Michael is missing
He up and disappeared
Mike’s Operose will take it from here
And it’s not that hard
To twist an arm
When it’s attached to you into the future
So Michael works
For Mike, that jerk
He and the Elements will start to lay the groundwork
So keep off of the grass
Boris pulls up
He saves the Matt Pack
He drives them through the storm all the way back
But someone broke in
A corpse was left behind
The clues that are on him swirl in their minds
And it’s not that hard
To find where to start
When you see yourself in a picture as a stranger
So they book a flight
Get there over night
To see what it is about is Oldbrush Valley
Better keep off of the grass
Now at the Ice Lair
Michael’s upset
The Elements are the worst help he could get
And there’s a mission
Mike wants him to log
In the Fire Future with MDawg
And it’s not that hard
To lose your spark
When you get abandoned inside a strange future
Michael tries to hide
But Fox finds him inside
Bluster’s stable and they go to fight the fire
Better keep off of the grass
In Oldbrush Valley
Matt greets Python
He shows them a corpse like the one back home
Before they are ready
He transports them off
It’s all according to a plan that they know nothing of
And it’s not that hard
In Bluster’s Grove
When the Matt Pack suddenly lands into your lap
Lieutenant wins
At chess again (metaphorically)
And MW goes to see Tex
So you better keep off of the grass
Tex is working
Scouting on his own
He killed Gallium when Gallium got close
He located Michael and
Stuffed him in a vat
He’s gonna use him to figure out what Mike has
And it’s not that hard
To find the start
When you consolidate Michael to get the info
But MW steps up
He’s the lucky one
Now he and Michael are finally together
They’re gonna keep off of the grass
The Matt Pack’s home
They need their rest but
Who shows up next they could never guess
An iteration with a
Flower tattoo
He looks like Matt and he says
That they’re in a correction too
And it’s not that hard
To leave a mark
When you’ve got the culprit tied in your room
Matt burns his neck
But does not expect
That the future Python shows no effect
Keep off of the grass
Rubi and Cae
Work without a plan until
The Ice Lair sends Cae to a distant land
When he returns
He has terrible news
All of them are in a continuous correction too
And mike takes it hard
His mind is scarred
Because something has gone wrong with Edgar
But now he has a tool
To use against Lieutenant too
He’ll get a seat at the table or deploy the weapon
Better keep off of the grass
Magnolia steps in
You know they know the score
The Field Of Flowers weighs in on the war
The Matt Pack can stop this
Gotta get to the device
But you know saving the world comes at a price
And it’s not that hard
To shut the door
When MW helps from the inside
Matt gets erased
It is no mistake and
Boris tries to hold onto memories
While he keeps off of the grass
Mike can’t remember
But Cae surely can
They’re reunited by the Punks in Troy’s mansion
Eagle and Lieutenant
Have started moving in
But The Hutch puts an end to Operose again
Cause it’s not that hard
For Stinky to outsmart
Those meanies who want to run the world
TryLeg pulls some strings
And the compound brings
All their iterations of Mike into battle
You know they keep off of the grass
So what is next now
That everyone knows
Everything that they have tried to hide?
Will it make them stronger
To remember it all
Or it will it cause them to fall apart
Right in front of our eyes
And it’s not that hard
To make a fresh start
Just as long we’re all on the same pages
But I'm sure what’s next
Will need addressed
And I hope they stay united through the ages
And keep off of the grass
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