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WOE.BEGONE
The Ballad of Season 19
LYRICS:
Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to say
Nothing Mike can do will make it okay
There’s nothing to do to return him to form
Better to stay home and hang out with Norm
Mike kills a spider inside of his house
He carries it with him whenever he’s out
Michael thinks he’d do better out of the home
So Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s grove
Tex has an idea of what’s going on
He sends Mike to Yellowknife to live on a farm
The Yellowknife folks don’t like Mike's plan
So they break his calculator, no more numbers, man
Mike escapes back to Bluster’s Grove
He’s been living as stock with the numbers alone
The lost year is gone, it’s burned in the past
Tex pushed mike right into a vat
It’s better to let these things go
But mike can’t keep well enough alone
There’s talks at the tavern of a rerack today
But Tex gets dethroned and Mike is set free
A is in charge, he’s cracking the whip
Outlaw and Bluster are now wanted men
Mike is retired after such a long trip
He piles up the past to try and get over it
Base is continuing correcting the time
Mike sleeps through a conference and steps on a spider
Meanwhile Al is the king of the crabs
He puts down a mutiny with a wave of his hands
Lieutenant swears revenge and you know that he’ll get it
Operose will be back if Mike will just let it
Ty visits Mike to make a house call
Acting like he doesn’t want anything at all
He makes Mike promise he won’t do something drastic
Mike tells Ty he can kiss his asscheek
It’s better to let these things go
But mike can’t keep well enough alone
Mike starts to blink when he’s at the compound
Destabilized timelines are going around
And Norm gets too close to remain in the fold
Bradford and Stinky take over his home
Stinky plays dumb, Mike blinks out
Mike is getting desperate for help right now
He begs Michael for guidance, Michael says yep
He proves Mike will become him, cuts off his fingertip
Edgar blinks out inside a correction
He cannot avoid Operose’s detection
Everyone is trying to remember him alive
But Mike is determined he will never die
Lieutenant’s set free, he sends Al to Ty
Al sends Mike to yellowknife and then al’s sent to die
Lieutenant kills A and frees Tex from the vats
He sends Edman to Yellowknife where Mike is at
It’s better to let these things go
But mike can’t keep well enough alone
Bradford sends Mike to Norm, he don’t remember a thing
Mike transports in the room and ruins everything
He meets the cured Edgar and chooses to save him
The iteration storm stars, cue the mayhem
But what about the lost year, that voice that we heard?
Is it fated to stay buried in the dirt?
Now that Mike initiated the storm
What will become of the Mikes that are born?
Is Operose now a foregone conclusion
That Mike founded it to keep Edgar elusive
And maybe the most important question of all
Will the Matt Pack get screentime in this season at all?
It’s better to let these things go
But mike can’t keep well enough alone
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