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WOE.BEGONE
The Ballad Of Season 17
Season 18 starts tomorrow.
LYRICS:
Well, we didn’t know everyone who got edited
Mikey was part CANNONBALL
And when he killed Mike on the way to his home
No one noticed ‘cuz mike was just gone
Then back at base Edgar needed a strategy
To tell the edits apart
So he and Ryan were using the Stinky
Device, everyone was alarmed
And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know
Is lining up the pieces in a row
He’s setting everything up just so
He’ll get to the finish line, steady and slow
Chance is part CANNONBALL, no one’s surprised
And Ty-Troy lends Stinky a hand
They lead him down to the containment wing
Where they subsequently banish him
They go their separate ways looking for Mike and now
Stinky’s face-to-face with Tex
A brawl breaks out, his leg is a goner
He doesn’t know what’s coming next
And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know
Is lining up the pieces in a row
He’s catching up on his favorite show
While he drives to the distance, steady and slow
Meanwhile, Christmas Island’s not quite so festive
A yacht has been spotted at sea
And when they storm the place, they see a familiar face
Felix is dead as can be
Stinky wakes up and he has been abandoned
A Leg is sewn into his stump
He knows that Nobody’s lurking inside him
But Bluster arrives and picks him up
And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know
Is lining up the pieces in a row
He disconnects Nobody so that
The plan can go forward, steady and slow
Stinky and Michael fly down the highway
Charlissa and Ryan pop in
Stinky’s surprised, but when they arrive
They say they are looking for him
This is a piece of Michael’s grand scheme
The edited folks make their way
Down to the containment wing where he
Disconnects Nobody, sends him on his way
With disconnectivity in tow
Nobody’s plan begins to grow
He heads back to the start, ready to go
To cut off his arm, steady and slow
Back at the beginning, Nobody is playing
WOE.BEGONE once again
The phone call goes off without much of a hitch
Michael provides arms for his plan
But Nobody’s quickly thrown off of the path
When Roger shows up with the pig
He isn’t innocent, what does he know
He’s involving himself in this thing
So when Stinky finally comes to
Inside the body he once knew
Nobody’s got one challenge left to go
He’s been playing the game, steady and slow
While Stinky was out, Roger claimed his own prize
And taken the device from him
He wants revenge for his father from Ty,
Who Roger thinks got his dad killed
They take off to Matt’s house, a pitstop at O.V.E.R.
Stinky steals back what is his
He learns a life lesson inside the diner
And now he is ready for this
So when they arrive at Matt's house
Stinky’s ready to go out
But when he makes his sacrifices known
Anne takes him away, steady and slow
Is Stinky stuck in the future?
Will Anne help Base rebuild?
There’s no guarantee but I think we’ll know
At the end of the season, steady and slow.
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