WOE.BEGONE

God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.CREDITS:JustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Season 18 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Well, we didn’t know everyone who got editedMikey was part CANNONBALLAnd when he killed Mike on the way to his homeNo one noticed ‘cuz mike was just goneThen back at base Edgar needed a strategyTo tell the edits apartSo he and Ryan were using the Stinky Device, everyone was alarmedAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe’s setting everything up just soHe’ll get to the finish line, steady and slowChance is part CANNONBALL, no one’s surprisedAnd Ty-Troy lends Stinky a handThey lead him down to the containment wingWhere they subsequently banish himThey go their separate ways looking for Mike and nowStinky’s face-to-face with TexA brawl breaks out, his leg is a gonerHe doesn’t know what’s coming nextAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe’s catching up on his favorite showWhile he drives to the distance, steady and slowMeanwhile, Christmas Island’s not quite so festiveA yacht has been spotted at seaAnd when they storm the place, they see a familiar faceFelix is dead as can beStinky wakes up and he has been abandonedA Leg is sewn into his stumpHe knows that Nobody’s lurking inside himBut Bluster arrives and picks him upAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe disconnects Nobody so thatThe plan can go forward, steady and slowStinky and Michael fly down the highwayCharlissa and Ryan pop inStinky’s surprised, but when they arriveThey say they are looking for himThis is a piece of Michael’s grand schemeThe edited folks make their wayDown to the containment wing where heDisconnects Nobody, sends him on his wayWith disconnectivity in towNobody’s plan begins to growHe heads back to the start, ready to goTo cut off his arm, steady and slowBack at the beginning, Nobody is playingWOE.BEGONE once againThe phone call goes off without much of a hitchMichael provides arms for his planBut Nobody’s quickly thrown off of the pathWhen Roger shows up with the pigHe isn’t innocent, what does he knowHe’s involving himself in this thingSo when Stinky finally comes toInside the body he once knewNobody’s got one challenge left to goHe’s been playing the game, steady and slowWhile Stinky was out, Roger claimed his own prizeAnd taken the device from himHe wants revenge for his father from Ty,Who Roger thinks got his dad killedThey take off to Matt’s house, a pitstop at O.V.E.R.Stinky steals back what is hisHe learns a life lesson inside the dinerAnd now he is ready for thisSo when they arrive at Matt's houseStinky’s ready to go outBut when he makes his sacrifices knownAnne takes him away, steady and slowIs Stinky stuck in the future?Will Anne help Base rebuild?There’s no guarantee but I think we’ll knowAt the end of the season, steady and slow.

This is a remake of episode 23 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Starring Jamie Petronis as Matt!Season 18 starts next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

This fan favorite combination won't be around forever! Buy now while supplies last![Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan as Marissa NgTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeDevin Steffens as Roger Jr.Lucy Valentine as AnneKevin Berrey as RyanNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLJeremy Enfinger as EdgarLyssa Jay as CharlieTaylor Michaels as ChanceAthan as TroyBen Rowe as FelixCody Heath as BritchesJesse Syrat as FlashJamie Petronis as MattKevin Berrey as RyanWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Stinky and Leg? That's a combination you could only DREAM of![Warning: this episode contains discussions of death and depictions of violence and suffering. Listener discretion is advised.][REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

From the makers of The Grotto (Troy) and The Cellar Letters (Matt). STREAM (Starts at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central): http://twitch.tv/athansmusicKICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama

Same WOE.BEGONE flavor, new Nobody taste![Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Devin Steffens as RogerAdditional voices by Michelle Kan and Pine GonzalezWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Nobody and Leg: Two great characters that taste great together![Warning: this episode contains a discussion of death and violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

This episode is brought to you by TryLeg.com! Embrace the future. Embrace leg.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and car crash. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan and Lyssa Jay as CharlissaTaylor Michaels and Nathan Lunsford as Chance EvansDavid Ault and Athan as Try BetterKevin Berrey as RyanWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD