WOE.BEGONE

S05E02: Stinky leads Lop on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.BECK'S END KICKSTARTER: http://becksend.comListen To The Samantha Chronicles In OrderCREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Lionhead, formerly StinkyVisits some friends post-temporal bleedHe wants to know what they are thinkingNow that they remember everythingStinky runs the HutchWith his gang of lopsHelpful and servile and willing to dieMike gets a taste when he’s transported Attacked in the night by some mystery guyMike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed Stinky was planning to visit the BaseWhile Project Hail Mary plays in the backgroundMike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken awayThere’s a metal cubeOh, what does it do?Mike think he has a decent ideaIt’s important workOr so I’ve heardA cauliflower scenario coming soonAnd no one remembers Ducky but meNo one remembers Ducky but meI thought the point of this thingWas everyone remembers every single thingBut no one remembers Ducky Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straightHe and the Numbers smash up the vatsHe catches Michael in Mike's fireplaceWhat reason could he have for something like that?He and TXdawg leapOut and seize the beastThey perform a citizen’s arrestThey transport to BaseSo that he can faceMarissa’s attempts to make him confessNew Mike and MDawg are up on the roofMDawg wants to stay forever in nowA crow brings them an interesting coinNow we know where Matt’s been sneaking aroundIt’s from Bradford’s groupNow they have the proofMatt has joined the societyAt the lost and foundMatt is led aroundBy lop, with orders to locate StinkyThe Complex is nice, the bunnies are cuteBut Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to doThey check out the Base and scour for cluesA hat from Rugby, an arm that came looseNow the path is clearTo Rugby from hereBritches arranges for transportationThey shoot Silver FoxMikey’s in the trunkA coin in a Leg makes them all disappearlop’s got 100 things on his placeA percent of him is in yellowknifeHe lands in an avalanche and almost freezesXL’s responsible for saving his life38’s not kindHe wants lop to dieLike all the lops that came there beforelop betrays XLNothing personallop must survive if he wants to learn moreThe iterations are back at the ComplexA dying Silver Fox gets StinkybonesHe runs off to die, the others all followThey find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a noteNobody arrivesAnd in the lops’ eyesHe’s just another bunny like themWith Stinky as the prizeHe takes Salt insideThe Bunny Complex to search for him thereTurns out Salt is no stranger to hardshipHe was almost killed while building a cubeThe lop that was with him reports to the CompoundTo see if there’s something that Ty can doTy turns out the lightsAt the Hutch that nightBradford’s misconduct voided the contractStuck in the mudrainIn their little caveStinky falls right into Nobody’s laplop’s had a hard time out in the tundraTurns out that XL was hiding a LegHe digs XL up to take it for himselfBut 47 was hiding in waitNow the stage is setAll while LieutenantTricks MDawg to get in the cubeHornswaggle’s replacedAnd inside the caveStinky transports and Mike gets looseSilver Fox wrote down all the detailsThe Rugby idea was his own compromiseMatt, Troy, and Britches are let out the HutchMatt sits on MDawg to keep him aliveTex transports from BaseTo the Meating placeThe three Legs meet and form an allianceNow the Compound runsUnder Bradford’s thumbLop and Al get stuck on an islandLop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unitNow that means 38’s wearing it tooThe Meating of the Three Legs is intenseBut all of them know what they’re going to doNobody outsmartsAll their metal partsThe array can’t withstand the attackBradford’s lops swoop inAt the last minuteScoop stinky up and they carry him backWill Stinky be a good bossWhen he runs the Compound?Will Mikey get his life backOr is he just a blob now?Will MDawg be a problemOnce they stop sitting on him?Will they remember Ducky?Will they remember Ducky? And no one remembers Ducky but meNo one remembers Ducky but meI thought the point of this thingWas everyone remembers every single thingBut no one remembers DuckyBut me.

Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy.CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lopAll the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy.

"They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeTaylor Michaels as ChanceMichelle Kan as Marissa NgJeremy Enfinger as EdgarLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

“Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

“The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe and FelixLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

"It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - WikipediaLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

“Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD