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WOE.BEGONE
[INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me
LYRICS:
You would always search for being loved
I wondered what that was about
If you could keep your distance from me
I think that that’s what I would do
If I were you which clearly I am not
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
We can reverse our previous history
You know
You have such a penchant for leaving out
All the details of the war
And I could be kinder to you
If I thought that’s what you deserved
If I were you I would be ready with the sword
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?
I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted
You would never overlook the message
In the bottle on the shore
I suspect there’s something in there
That I don’t want you to read
If I were you I would be careful with the words
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
The knowledge comes with volatility
You know
You can play the medic and tend to my wounds
We’ll let the fever pass
And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more
If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Though I could use the company
I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted
I get carried away by the thought of old age
Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days
If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised
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