Share
![cover art for [INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me](https://res.cloudinary.com/pippa/image/fetch/h_750,w_750,f_auto/https://assets.pippa.io/shows/62691a3e6e58660013eed3cf/1677013493576-befda71d86b78796619a7989026c9deb.jpeg)
WOE.BEGONE
[INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me
LYRICS:
You would always search for being loved
I wondered what that was about
If you could keep your distance from me
I think that that’s what I would do
If I were you which clearly I am not
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
We can reverse our previous history
You know
You have such a penchant for leaving out
All the details of the war
And I could be kinder to you
If I thought that’s what you deserved
If I were you I would be ready with the sword
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?
I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted
You would never overlook the message
In the bottle on the shore
I suspect there’s something in there
That I don’t want you to read
If I were you I would be careful with the words
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
The knowledge comes with volatility
You know
You can play the medic and tend to my wounds
We’ll let the fever pass
And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more
If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch
If I were you which clearly I am not
I’d keep my distance from me
Though I could use the company
I was found hiding out in
Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there
Had I known you were sacred
I would not
Let you be tainted
I get carried away by the thought of old age
Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days
If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised
TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod
PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz
TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com
TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE
MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
I’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place
More episodes
View all episodes
11. 155: Groundskeeping
30:48They’re all the “Evil Ty.” You’re going to have to be more specific.CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceMichelle Kan as Marissa NgJeremy Enfinger as EdgarDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
10. 154: Swimming
34:39Here we are. The O.V.E.R. gift shop. Would you like a $54.99 O.V.E.R.-branded cowboy hat?CREDITS:Athan as TroyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLyssa Jay as CharlieTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
9. 153: Futurescouting
26:59We're made to roam.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
8. 152: Showboating
30:17That’s between myself, Stinky, and God.[Warning: this episode contains loud and sudden sounds near the end of the episode. It also contains a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
7. 151: Engineering
38:34Being careful and trusting you are two different things.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of gun violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Tatiana Gefter as HelenDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
[INTERMISSION XXV] Postcard Stories
20:28These were originally stories written on postcards and sent out to patrons. Some slice of life silly stories from Mikey and the gang.Season 13 continues next week. Thanks for playing.
6. 150: Training
31:07We’re going to have to run some errands today.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
5. 149: Opening
34:17Nobody has to get hurt.CREDITS:Tatiana Gefter as HelenLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
4. 148: Firestarting
29:06The first ember was lit tonight.[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]