WOE.BEGONE

Stinky’s got a purpose for lopTo transport to Rugby and to clean up shop butLittle do they know it’s all just a testTo see which rabbits fit the compound the bestBut Stinky can’t bear to put down the lopsSo Tex volunteers and he does all the workHe says that he killed them, but really he won’tHe sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honorAnd Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problemIt mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawgThere really isn’t telling when this thing will go next offlop can be unpredictable tooHe starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the moodTex ties him up, they can work this all outHe just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouthIt’s not fairWhat they did to those rabbits back thereIt’ll make more sense the second time aroundAl and Lop are on Christmas IslandFelix sent them there in an act of defianceYellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a LegThey get their apartments, they’re separatedBand practice gets interrupted38 disappears, begin the destructionSnowy’s gone too, it must be connectedAl’s number one on the suspect list andMikey’s at the Compound getting patched upBecause nobody loves you when you’re a blobThe treatment has him feeling finally alrightBut he needs to stay for supervision overnightBreaking the rules, Mikey wanders the hallsHe hears an overnighter and he answers the callHe transports a calculator right through the doorAnd right through the head of that overnighterCalcFace will be fineI think it’s only his eyeBut it will all get corrected soonIt’ll make more sense the second time aroundGood cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawgTalk in the warehouse with Stinky and lopStinky’s not budging, lop isn’t eitherTex had to correct a mess for them just to be therelop grabs the keys and makes a break for the doorBut they have no idea what is in store whenThey’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shockedTurned into a cowboy by the convergence boxThey reach an agreement, what a wonderful dayThey issue a correction to take over BaseStinky’s a billionaire business bunnyHe sends Mikey to trade secrets for moneyThe base is transforming into the SaddleMikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handleHe just has to kill Chris, there is a correctionBritches is there with an explanationIf it doesn’t make senseJust spot the differenceIt’ll make more sense the second time aroundMikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabinHe hears something outside, it’s an iterationHe lies and says he thought that it was a bearSomething for him to investigate laterHe and Reno trade secrets back at the SaddleReno’s making connections on LopCentralMikey goes back to investigate the bearAnd get saved and consolidated right thereStink wants to get Hunter aloneBut he can’t get Hunter to answer the phoneIn fact it seems that he might be under attackHe begs Hunter Hartley to call him backThe tables have turned, Stinky is hidingEagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncingHe changes his mind, he goes to the cook outAnd that’s how Stinky finally got took outDoes this spell the end for theBunny friendployee?Hornswaggle’s lops come back for RenoThey take him back to a time only we knowCadduceus see that they’re being tailedTheir plan is to kill the attacker but it failedBritches is here and Squint is connectedThey detour to account for the unexpectedCadduceus produces a disconnectivity deviceIt ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye”Back on the island folks are dropping inXL’s in the apartments, organizingThey have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrivedThe mood’s undercut, though, he probably diedMovement is spotted out on the yachtStinky wants to be king again, or so he thoughtAl gets attacked by Calculator FaceAnd Reno’s here too now, to pick up the paceThere’s more to this placeThan it looks on its face

[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]Skinner was played by JustJenahDialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenahWritten and Sound Designed by JustJenahthe song, It's Gonna be Awesome by VosLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeJosh Kent as JohnJamie Petronis as MattDevin Steffens as RogerCole Weavers as ColeGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleySteve Anzalone as EagleAthan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLKevin Berrey as RyanLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FELIXDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

S19E07: It was good to be king.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn…[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & BritchesLINKS:LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.comKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyAthan as TroyLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.]LopCentral.comLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

CREDITS:Written by Lou SutcliffeSound Design by GemMusic by NaemWith help from the Meat WormSpecial Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and FortuneStarring:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD