WOE.BEGONE

What's the mystery Michael flavor? The first customer to guess could win a new car! Rules and regulations reply, see Leg for details.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence, a discussion of death, and a mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

This was originally posted for patrons as a director's commentary episode.I sat down with Ben Rowe, voice of Felix and creator of the Felix Chronicles, to talk about the show! We had a great time talking about how the show came to be, how Ben envisions the character, cuddling with Goofy, and so much more.Season 17 returns next week.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Human sacrifice, Nobody and Stinky living together, mass hysteria![Warning: This episode contains depictions of amputation, blood, violence, and psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDCREDITS:Jess Syrat as Flash (Archival audio)Cody Heath as Britches (Archival audio)SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW:Written and Sound Edited by JustJenahJustJenah as Skinner and LisaTatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

We heard you like Mike, so we put Mike in your Mike so you can Mike while you Mike![Warning: this episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Gary Furlong as HLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.[Warning: this episode contains gun violence, knife violence, horse violence, death, dismemberment, corpses, and more. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

There was a mixup at the Troy factory! Now there's Ty in every box!CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieAthan as TroyNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLDavid Ault as TyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

You got CANNONBALL in my Chance!You can Chance in my CANNONBALL![Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Athan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLTHE SAMANTHA CHRONICLESCreated, Written By, Produced, and Edited by Ben RoweBen Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaKarim Kronfli as Omar

Season 17 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Mike took over BaseAnd he left Edgar behindEveryone was mad at himHe couldn’t tell them whyHe had a plan in YellowknifeIterated their MikeHe went to Tex’s poker nightAn iteration died.Stinky showed up on his ownWielding a deviceIt made him near invincibleHe toppled Tex in one tryHe almost did the same to BaseBut the Stinky device misfiredChance became the leaderAnd left Shadow behind.Meanwhile Mikey’s very lostHe can’t remember his lifeHe found himself in Rugby,Writing like a scribeHe finally escaped and made itAll the way to SlyWhere he was picked up once againAnd also Christmas Island happened,Or did it? Is that canon?Chance tried his hand at leading BaseWith Mikey at his sideThe Stinky device pointed themTo a mission on the insideBut inside of where?They think it is OIBut wherever it truly isMikey remembers his life.But Mikey’s iterated once moreAnd finds himself on iceCANNONBALL has stolen himTo retrieve his deviceThis device can edit themAnd then store them insideSo Ryan hatches an escape planOr at least he tries.Ryan has a game planTo save them from the iceThey find themselves at Boris’s placeTo root through Michael’s filesBoris tries to shoot them downBut gets caught by surpriseLuckily, he’s not the only oneMeddling in this time.Mikey gets sent back to baseBut everything’s on fire,Or at least it’s very hotAnd all empty insideCANNONBALL knew of their planWas not tricked by their liesAnd so they end up editedAnd inside the device.Charlie was inside Tier 3And had been all the timeShe kept Marissa inside thereTo coax out Chris and RyanThen VHS got consolidatedWith a compound MichaelThey overcame their editingAnd CANNONBALL said goodbye.But our heroes aren’t safeCan’t go back to their livesBecause everyone is editedAnd everybody liesSo who is who? And who isMerely CANNONBALL-lite?And who will Base edit nowThat they have the Stinky device?