WOE.BEGONE

You got CANNONBALL in my Chance!You can Chance in my CANNONBALL![Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Athan as TroyTaylor Michaels as ChanceNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLTHE SAMANTHA CHRONICLESCreated, Written By, Produced, and Edited by Ben RoweBen Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaKarim Kronfli as Omar

The cleaning power of VHS Michael meets the whitening power of Overnighter![Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Credits:Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLSKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOWWritten and Sound Edited by JustJenahJustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaShaun Pellington as SaxAlex Telander as Robert

Season 17 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Mike took over BaseAnd he left Edgar behindEveryone was mad at himHe couldn’t tell them whyHe had a plan in YellowknifeIterated their MikeHe went to Tex’s poker nightAn iteration died.Stinky showed up on his ownWielding a deviceIt made him near invincibleHe toppled Tex in one tryHe almost did the same to BaseBut the Stinky device misfiredChance became the leaderAnd left Shadow behind.Meanwhile Mikey’s very lostHe can’t remember his lifeHe found himself in Rugby,Writing like a scribeHe finally escaped and made itAll the way to SlyWhere he was picked up once againAnd also Christmas Island happened,Or did it? Is that canon?Chance tried his hand at leading BaseWith Mikey at his sideThe Stinky device pointed themTo a mission on the insideBut inside of where?They think it is OIBut wherever it truly isMikey remembers his life.But Mikey’s iterated once moreAnd finds himself on iceCANNONBALL has stolen himTo retrieve his deviceThis device can edit themAnd then store them insideSo Ryan hatches an escape planOr at least he tries.Ryan has a game planTo save them from the iceThey find themselves at Boris’s placeTo root through Michael’s filesBoris tries to shoot them downBut gets caught by surpriseLuckily, he’s not the only oneMeddling in this time.Mikey gets sent back to baseBut everything’s on fire,Or at least it’s very hotAnd all empty insideCANNONBALL knew of their planWas not tricked by their liesAnd so they end up editedAnd inside the device.Charlie was inside Tier 3And had been all the timeShe kept Marissa inside thereTo coax out Chris and RyanThen VHS got consolidatedWith a compound MichaelThey overcame their editingAnd CANNONBALL said goodbye.But our heroes aren’t safeCan’t go back to their livesBecause everyone is editedAnd everybody liesSo who is who? And who isMerely CANNONBALL-lite?And who will Base edit nowThat they have the Stinky device?

"A fun day of bonding and relaxation!" - Ty BetteridgeWritten By:JustJenahWith contributions by:David AultMichelle KanBen RoweTaylor MichaelsLyssa JayScript Edited ByTaylor MichaelsBen RoweVA/Character List: Dylan: MW & Mikey & Mike & Old ManDavid Ault: TyBen Rowe: FelixLyssa Jay: CharlieMichelle Kan: MarissaJamie Petronis: Matt & PythonTaylor Michaels: ChrisWilliam A. Wellman: Ryan (Shadow)Harlan Guthrie: SlyAthan: TroyJeremy Enfinger: EdgarKevin Berrey: RyanNathan Lunsford: CannonballPine Gonzalez: MagnoliaAlex C. Telander: RobertTatiana Gefter: HelenCody Heath: BritchesShaun Pellington: Sax Rat Grimes: SkuzzJesse Syratt: FlashJustJenah: SkinnerRae Lundberg: JamLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

I wonder what it is about that place.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, death, substance use, and brainwashing. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle Kan as Marissa NgAthan as TroyNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLKevin Berry as RyanAleksanr Batenko as BorisWilliam Wellman as ShadowJeremy Enfinger as EdgarDavid Ault as TyAdditional Voices from previous episodes by Steve Anzalone, Rae Lundberg, Harlan Guthrie, and Gary Furlong.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Seaside.[Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violent threats and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

Dievs, sveti Latviju![Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:[SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW]Written and edited by JustJenahSkinner played by JustJenahMagnolia played by Pine GonzalezChance played by Taylor MichaelsCharlie played by Lyssa JayLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

The Land With The Cold ShoresLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

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