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LYRICS:Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to sayNothing Mike can do will make it okayThere’s nothing to do to return him to formBetter to stay home and hang out with NormMike kills a spider inside of his houseHe carries it with him whenever he’s outMichael thinks he’d do better out of the homeSo Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s groveTex has an idea of what’s going onHe sends Mike to Yellowknife to live on a farmThe Yellowknife folks don’t like Mike's planSo they break his calculator, no more numbers, manMike escapes back to Bluster’s GroveHe’s been living as stock with the numbers aloneThe lost year is gone, it’s burned in the pastTex pushed mike right into a vatIt’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough aloneThere’s talks at the tavern of a rerack todayBut Tex gets dethroned and Mike is set freeA is in charge, he’s cracking the whipOutlaw and Bluster are now wanted menMike is retired after such a long tripHe piles up the past to try and get over itBase is continuing correcting the timeMike sleeps through a conference and steps on a spiderMeanwhile Al is the king of the crabsHe puts down a mutiny with a wave of his handsLieutenant swears revenge and you know that he’ll get itOperose will be back if Mike will just let itTy visits Mike to make a house callActing like he doesn’t want anything at allHe makes Mike promise he won’t do something drasticMike tells Ty he can kiss his asscheekIt’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough aloneMike starts to blink when he’s at the compoundDestabilized timelines are going aroundAnd Norm gets too close to remain in the foldBradford and Stinky take over his homeStinky plays dumb, Mike blinks outMike is getting desperate for help right nowHe begs Michael for guidance, Michael says yepHe proves Mike will become him, cuts off his fingertipEdgar blinks out inside a correctionHe cannot avoid Operose’s detectionEveryone is trying to remember him aliveBut Mike is determined he will never dieLieutenant’s set free, he sends Al to TyAl sends Mike to yellowknife and then al’s sent to dieLieutenant kills A and frees Tex from the vatsHe sends Edman to Yellowknife where Mike is atIt’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough aloneBradford sends Mike to Norm, he don’t remember a thingMike transports in the room and ruins everythingHe meets the cured Edgar and chooses to save himThe iteration storm stars, cue the mayhemBut what about the lost year, that voice that we heard?Is it fated to stay buried in the dirt?Now that Mike initiated the stormWhat will become of the Mikes that are born?Is Operose now a foregone conclusionThat Mike founded it to keep Edgar elusiveAnd maybe the most important question of allWill the Matt Pack get screentime in this season at all?It’s better to let these things goBut mike can’t keep well enough alone

I was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of alcohol, sickness, and death, and contains from mouth sounds like sneezing and coughing.]CREDITS:Written by Ben Rowe and Just J.JustJ as SkinnerLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle Kan as Marissa NgDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixCody Heath as BritchesTatiana Gefter as HelenJesse Syrat as FlashPine Gonzales as Magnolia

There is a hole in him.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, violence, gun violence, preparing animals for food, and a brief mention of alcohol use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kevin Berrey as RyanHarlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterJustJ as SkinnerDerek Moreland as Rugby ManGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTaylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle Kan as Marissa NgHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontJeremy Enfinger as EdgarRyan Joseph Murphy as NormDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixJamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesPine Gonzales as MagnoliaJess Syrat as FlashKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Come on, Bear. You're not alone.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of animal butchery. Listener discretion is advised.][Listen to the Becquer Tales wherever you get your podcasts!]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

Ben and I try to sum up the plot of season 3 of WOE.BEGONE in 60 seconds. Only one of us is successful.Listen to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show wherever you get your podcasts.This episode stars Ben Rowe, Michelle Kan, and David Ault, and was edited by Michelle Kan.WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/

Happy Bluster's Day![Warning: this episode contains references to pee. Sorry.]

Just some fall cleaning.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

From the creator of Wake Of Corrosion comes a new sci-fi thriller - Hollow Disciple.In the vast abyss of dying stars lurks a forsaken vessel. Silent and still. Stumbling upon it, the scavenger crew of The Elpis think they've hit the jackpot.  But when the scouting party stops responding, their luck takes a dark turn and the sinister nature of their prize becomes all too apparent. Written and produced by Shaun PellingtonHollow Disciple theme by Dylan GriggsMain CastShaun PellingtonTatiana GefterPuja VaartaEdward LlewelynDavid AultSarah TurnerLee PellingtonCover art by Heather Vaughan