WOE.BEGONE

WOE.BEGONE season 14 will continue next week. During the break, I wanted to share something that Harlan and I put together for Phonic Fiction Fest 2022, a short horror comedy called "Flesh To Add To Its Own." Enjoy.CREDITS:Dylan Griggs as FrankHarlan Guthrie as SpencerDavid Ault as Scott

You fell asleep, night watchman. It’s time to trade shifts.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]Support Forged Bonds with their IndieGoGo Campaign!CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

I met a lot of critters in my time and a bunch of ‘em were smarter than me.[Warning: this episode contains a drug reference. Listener discretion is advised.]Tay's short horror fiction, "Perchance to Dream": https://soundcloud.com/taylor-michaels-196631661/perchance-to-dreamCREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceTaylor Michaels as ChrisLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

There are probably more horses that are missin' than there are horses what people knows where they are.[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of arson, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

The police have said that they are not going to investigate Blusteer because he is not a person. Here is my plan to get Bluster formally recognized as a person by the United States government.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

It’s Bear huntin’ season round these parts and Tex is comin’ for you.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD

[This episode originally aired on the Patreon feed for April Fools 2024. Season 14 begins next week. Thanks for playing.]Ty Betteridge discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?CREDITS:Based on the hit podcast WOE.BEGONEDavid Ault: Voice of Ty BetteridgeAlex : Writing and Britishizing (with assistance from David), Producer, Credits RapJust Jenah: Announcer/NarratorGem Aydin: EditorFortune Salem: ProducerFelix: ProducerLyssa Jay: Organizational/Operational SuggestionsCake, Solipsistful, Alyssa: Special Thanks/Shenanigans

Don’t listen to them, Baby Ty. You don’t have to respect Ty Betteridge. Not even if you are Ty Betteridge.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]There will be an intermission next week. Season 14 starts in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixAthans as TroyLyssa Jay as CharlieDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeTaylor Michaels as ChanceMichelle Kan as Marissa NgJeremy Enfinger as EdgarTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPODMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD