Why We Get Schwasty

3rd best friend of the show Aaron is here to save us all from our certain fate.

Join us, weary travelers, as we finally go full tilt and spend the whole hour talking Star Wars. Joining us as our guest, Connor, makes his case for Attack of the Clones as the greatest of the Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars. Star Wars? Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars shit yourself Star Wars. Huh?

Join us this week as we welcome our first guest to the podcast, Bliss Jennings!As Bliss treks the shwasteland with us, we discuss messianic tables, the stink poles of London, and uncover a hidden conspiracy about an old friend...

The boys round off meme season with 2019, a year many remember as the one before last.Naruto Running into Area 51, Shouting at a Cat, and Old Town Road, plus the customary Wookieepedia and Recommendations. Welcome to the show.

"Quick, kid, I don't have much time. You gotta listen to me. In the year 2020, there's gonna be a-"-Harambe's final words, may he rest in the peace that the rest of us were denied.Continuing the saga of memes the boys discuss the year 2015, along with a certain Fishy Taxi Thug and his questionable stance on slavery.Oh, and there's another important point of discussion. It's a man, I think. But I just... can't... see him.

All our friends are out living their best lives and we're just here (Jedi) masturbating.