Why We Get Schwasty

It's a tale as old as time. Man sees 6 ft novelty sandwich. Man eats 6 ft novelty sandwich. Is it really so wrong?Figure it out for yourself as we debate the matter with special guest Toby. What would Watt Tambor do?

3rd best friend of the show Aaron is here to save us all from our certain fate.

Join us, weary travelers, as we finally go full tilt and spend the whole hour talking Star Wars. Joining us as our guest, Connor, makes his case for Attack of the Clones as the greatest of the Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars. Star Wars? Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars shit yourself Star Wars. Huh?

The boys round off meme season with 2019, a year many remember as the one before last.Naruto Running into Area 51, Shouting at a Cat, and Old Town Road, plus the customary Wookieepedia and Recommendations. Welcome to the show.

"Quick, kid, I don't have much time. You gotta listen to me. In the year 2020, there's gonna be a-"-Harambe's final words, may he rest in the peace that the rest of us were denied.Continuing the saga of memes the boys discuss the year 2015, along with a certain Fishy Taxi Thug and his questionable stance on slavery.Oh, and there's another important point of discussion. It's a man, I think. But I just... can't... see him.

All our friends are out living their best lives and we're just here (Jedi) masturbating.

Hi. We're Why We Get Schwasty.We're contacting you today in regards to the Podcast that we recently uploaded.This week, Fergus details a truly Hhnnngghh situation, and gives us the perfect meme to capture the emotion of the moment.We go through some memes from the long lost days of 2007, including fascist felines, a bomb in a school, and uhh... a cup.And then it turns out that the galaxy could have been spared thirty years of tyranny, if only Squid Opera was a little more engaging.

Memes. The DNA of the soul. What is a meme? Are we memes? Is society a meme? It's a difficult question, and the only way to answer it is to start at the beginning.This episode begins our series on the history of memes, starting from the year 12,000 BC, and working forward from there.Then for the main event. The music scene of our favourite galaxy far, far away is vibrant and hilarious. Are you a Figrin Fan or a Max Rebo Stan? What exactly is a Jizz Wailer, and what does it have to do with music? Find out this week on Why We Get Schwasty.