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Ep: 049: My Calves Are Sigma Males

Season 1, Ep. 49

I'm BACK! Talkin' about the retreat, DJing the retreat, my dad laughing at fart jokes, a fart that wasn't so quiet, my thoughts on icks, chafing on my thunderous thighs, a bad sunburn, and being a victim of an angry bus driver.

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