Weird Meditation

Read by Sophia BehnIt's a well trodden path in the search for enlightenment. Though in your case, it's probably just for a Insta pic involving a glen or something, you shallow pr**k. This is the last episode of Series 2, but we'll be back for a third series later in the year. Thanks for listening!Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Alex Wit via PixabaySound effects:Wind at door howling 4.wav by Bosk1 -- https://freesound.org/s/217186/ -- License: Attribution 4.0DoorCreaking10.flac by Zabuhailo -- https://freesound.org/s/214081/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Radio tunning HQ.wav by tosha73 -- https://freesound.org/s/546860/ -- License: Attribution 4.0[remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- https://freesound.org/s/339514/ -- License: Attribution 3.0ohio stream 01.wav by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/122585/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Contains some strong language.If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.

Read by Joshua Crisp (with Amelia Armande)Its time to enter the Maze of Marvels. What delights will you encounter? What secretes will it reveal? And will you get lost within this perplexing puzzle? Spoiler alert: no. This is meant to be relaxing remember. Follow @weirdmeditation on InstagramWritten by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Light_Music via PixabaySound effects courtesy of Kimskell / tim.kahn / InspectorJ / spookymodem / Gareth_H / Galbenshire / Edvonaderkas / MWsfx / becks77 / njazzz via FreesoundContains strong language.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

A little taste of our weirdness. Soothing visualisations that are hopefully amusing, genuinely quite relaxing, and always weird.

Read by Amelia ArmandeAll aboard the sleepy train. Destination? Your dreams... With possibly a brief stop at Crawley. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackIf you enjoy our podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.Background music by Piotr Witowski via PixabaySound effects courtesy of https://freesound.org/s/30628/ / https://freesound.org/s/321180/ / https://freesound.org/s/209972/ / https://freesound.org/s/269520/ / https://freesound.org/s/689134/ / https://freesound.org/s/209792/Contains strong language (but pretty tame by our standards)An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Read by Paddy CooperWhy not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep.Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Good_B_Music via PixabaySound effects courtesy of Sergenious, jorickhoofd via FreesoundContains strong languageAn Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Read by Paddy CooperWritten by Katy MatthewsA traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body. Jingle by Helena McCormackMusic by u_qhe3hs3v29 from PixabaySound effects courtesy of Free SoundContains some strong language An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

[We apologise for the lateness in releasing episode 6 of Weird Meditation. Our production at Brighton Fringe became quite all-consuming! But here we are with our final instalment of Series 1. We're now on a short break, but will be back in late June for lots more weirdness. And trust us, we've got plenty to go around.]Read by Fran LantingWritten by Katy MatthewsIt’s time to meet your mystic guide through the Weird Meditation universe.  Jingle by Helena McCormackIncidental music by Lightning Traveler from PixabaySound effects courtesy of FreesoundContains some strong language  An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Step into the fortress of slumber as we guide you through a maze of soporific delights. And wonder why you’re suddenly craving pasta.  Read by Selena MerseyWritten by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena McCormackContains some strong language  Music by Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay Sound effects courtesy of Free SoundAn Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productionIf you live near Sussex, check out our Brighton Fringe production Music for Cats, a quirky satire running 13th – 15th May at The Actors