Weird Meditation

Read by Joshua CrispHave you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you. Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Yurii Kohut from PixabaySound EffectsLetter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayTea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - PixabayFox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - PixabayAn Artlandish production. Follow us on Instagram @weirdmeditation

Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp)This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family. *OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'.Written by Katy MatthewsMusic by Viacheslav Starostin from PixabaySound Effects:Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiinNighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from PixabayKeyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from PixabayNotification Beep by Universfield from PixabayNotification good & Opening door by Jurij from PixabayShop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from PixabayAn Artlandish production

Read by Sophia Behn Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'. Written by Katy Matthews Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Jingle by Helena MacCormack Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic Sound Effects: Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0Contains some strong language.An Artlandish production

Read by Sophia BehnIt's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one. Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Sound Effects: Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0 Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0 Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0 Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0 Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0 Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0 Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay An Artlandish Production

Read by Mark BrailsfordThis is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Piotr Witowski via PixabaySound Effects:Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabayoldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0 Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productionContains some strong language

Read by Sophia BehnIt's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackBackground music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from FreesoundSound Effects:Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-productionContains some strong language

Read by Sophia BehnWe apologise yet again for the lateness of this episode. We want to say it will be different next time, that we can change, but we both know that isn’t true. Deep down you know that’s why you’re drawn to us. We’re the kind of bad boy pod you can dip into now and then but don’t really have to commit to. Some days you blame your father for this, but if you’re honest with yourself, you know its just something deep inside you that refuses to take that next step. Anyway, lots to discuss at your next session with Dr Peters. Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackMusic by Ilya Myagkov on PixabaySound effects:water movement body dive in by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0Underwater ambience with bubbles by 170084 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0thin metal sliding door close by kernschall -- License: Attribution 4.0waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0Contains some strong languageAn Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

Read by Selena Mersey'Ye' and indeed 'haw' as you enter a distinctly mild mannered version of the American frontier. And not a bounty hunter in sight. Why are they always the last ones left in Celebrations? (We apologise for the lateness of this episode's release, but the team were working their socks off between Christmas and New Year on this and needed a break. More shows in Jan - check it out)Written by Katy MatthewsJingle by Helena MacCormackMusic by Premankur Adhikary via PixabaySound effects courtesy of:Wales steam train by jrosin -- License: Creative Commons 0Steam hiss by jesabat -- License: Attribution 3.0Saloon doors by Robinhood76 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0Saloon piano by vdublin -- License: Creative Commons 0Robotic Whir by PeteBarry -- License: Attribution 4.0Glass Smash, Bottle by InspectorJ -- License: Attribution 4.0Cat Annoyed Meow by jbierfeldt -- License: Creative Commons 0Door creak by MWsfx -- License: Creative Commons 0 Contains some strong language.An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production