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Season 1, Ep. 216
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Episode 216 - Velocipastor, Part 1


It was the end of a Star Trek season, so you know what that means... yea baby, it's movie time!! Beam us up, Scotty!


::magic teleporter noises::


But, but how did we end up here? Where are we even? Was Velocipastor even on Warped's "To Watch" movie list? Who knows and who cares! Philippe pulled host's privileges to spring one crazy bit of cinema on us.


Grab your testaments (new and old) and join us, as the laughter and confusion abound from corners unexpected in our viewing of this boldly campy movie.

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