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It's Just Geordi!

Season 1, Ep. 213

In this episode, our favorite (but really, our only) chief engineer right now, Geordi La Forge, has quite the adventure! While that's somewhat intriguing, we're more interested in the alternative relationships we've dreamed up between some of the ST crew. Shawn and Philippe get slightly carried away with the fantasy (or is it?).


Shawn then carries us through the fourth quarter as he tosses out hot takes for some cold movies. Hot takes, gitcher hot takes!


Trigger warning: Warped talks.

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