Warped

Episode 198 - Final Mission

We gone done it again. We hit the bottle of dreski hard and it's got us tipsy and tankered. But whatever man, that dreski is medicinal, alright? Besides, it's our Thanksgiving episode. So Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! And boy are there some real doozies in this one.

This episode's alien designers have us agape with wonderment at the xenomorphology on display. Really, it's pretty wild. Perhaps it's proof that Star Trek's gods *do* play dice, and this time they rolled straight up crit fails. Or maybe we're just being species-ist. After all, one alien's triple mouth holes is just another alien's fun pokey pocket. So say we all.

Captain Picard spends some quality time with Wesley Crusher before the hapless ensign is shipped off to some unwritten pocket of the universe, hardly to be heard from again. Come say your sweet goodbyes with us while we sit on the shoulder of our favorite captain, giving you the skinny on what he's really thinking about Wesley.

By the end of it all, we'll all feel like a too casually installed shuttle craft door, barely hanging on by our hinges. But man will it have been a fun ride. In space, we don't need a perfect fit.. we just need another swig of that sweet medicinal.

Cause boozie gotta booze!